wedding jitter runs

Condition of having constant bowel movements the week of your wedding AKA having the runs.

Angel is calling into work because she has wedding jitter runs.

by Hollaaa July 21, 2014

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Hit and run

A sexual encounter that is ended abruptly due to an oncoming bowel movement resulting in termination of the coital encounter.

“I wasn’t about to murder a brown snake in her toilet so I pulled a hit and run”

by OHI3H May 5, 2018

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Fuck me running

Fuck me running...

Fuck me running in the ass ... I can't believe this is happening to me Again.

by The#1 golden queen April 14, 2023

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Beta-Run

A series of runs conducted for the purpose of finding the best routes in a city

Are you joining the Beta-Run ?

by Beta runner December 8, 2023

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Running of the Bears

A far-less known event that takes place each July in an undisclosed place and region, where humanity's worst converge in one place to commit unjustifiable acts for their "Master."

GABE: Have you heard about what our leaders do over there in Bohemian Grove? I saw online just the other day that they engage in the Running of the Bears.
JACK: That's interesting! What's that about?
GABE: You don't wanna know, buddy.

by The Skull of Brutal Honesty June 3, 2018

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