Owenis Penis

Owenis Penis is terrified of Mikeull because of past experiences (he got his patties flipped) he also sends celebrities videos acting like he knows them and they’re friends or something. “Wow, this video was hilarious! I’ll just have to give you a follow let’s be friends!” Head ah. Buddy does NOT take showers frequently but he has just the cutest wittle smile.

Owenis Penis is about to get his patties flipped!

by The Creator of all. September 26, 2023

Chucc Penis

Kid who called himself "Pene" for short which means penis in Spanish

Simply a Top G

Is that the willy rat himself?

Yeah, it's Chucc Penis!

by J. Jacquaviontavious Jacqueque July 31, 2023

High-penis

When to individuals with a penis give each other a high five with said penises. So basically a high five, but instead of hands you use penises.

Your new girlfriend is super hot. High-penis bro, good job!

by 69Unicorn69 November 25, 2021

the penis tournament

a more competitive version of the penis game where 4-8 people take turns shouting "penis" in a store getting progressively louder until a selected person notices it. When the selected person notices the person that said penis most recently is eliminated and a new person is selected, then the game restarts, except without the eliminated players. If the selected person leaves the store a new person is selected and the game continues as normal. This continues until there is only one player remaining

bob: wanna play the penis game

greg: nah the penis tournament is better

bob: (whispering) penis
greg: penis
rick: Penis!
mike: PENIS
tim: PEEENNNIIIISSSS!!!!!
random customer: who said that

greg: ur out tim

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 2, 2021

penis mangler

the act of ones penis being "mangled". or the person who mangles the penie.

ah shit is that a penis mangler?

by uwu kill me now November 20, 2020

Penis Fart

When air gets into your penis hole while a woman is blowing your penis and it slowly leaks air, and semen, and piss

Guy 1: so how was your date with (woman’s name)? Did you get any action?
Guy 2: Yeah dinner was great and she blowed my penis till I cummed when we got back to her place.

Guy 1: Nice, was (woman’s name) any good at blowing your penis?

Guy 2: yeah (woman’s name) was pretty good until she got air in my penis hole. Then I had to penis fart.

by Slimeguy juicy November 28, 2020

Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020