real diehl

Retarded. Having a gpa under a 2.0. Not being able to get laid even though the person tries constantly.

Luke: Dude I totally got laid last night! I brought this girl back to my house and gave her the beans!

Dan: Of course, dude. You're the real diehl.

by the man 1010 February 6, 2009

Real Max

To be a vey gay person

That kid is a real max.

by Your Lord and SaviorJesus December 13, 2017

sharks exist in real life

A fun fact told by neil in jaws

Neal:sharks exist in real life
Timmy:wow

by raybeez May 29, 2022

real bang

A phrase used commonly from native Americans to describe something awesome or appealing to them

Holy hell she's real bang!

by Mr. Real Bang May 18, 2016

real campers

Someone who thinks they are better campers because they don't use power and luxuries (as they call them). People camping with power laugh at them while they pack up in the rain.

"Oh look at those not real campers because they are using a Keurig"

by JustLovingLife August 26, 2017

Real Rot

When a game adds unnecessary realism that does nothing but rot the fun. Usually involves obnoxious mechanics like needing to eat every 7 minutes, weapons breaking after 3 swings, or hyper-realistic chores that drag gameplay down for no reason.

“Bro, why do I have to manually scrub the rust off my sword between fights? This game’s got Real Rot.”

by Buddieizreal November 17, 2025

The Real Deal

When you rub your finger around a woman's vagina whilst masturbating, before shouting "Oh yeah! This is The Real Deal!" and proceeding to ejaculate on her.

"Hey Vasily, did you really give that girl The Real Deal?"

by blr416 April 25, 2025