the Devil is beating his wife

An old saying that is used to describe times when it is raining but the sun is still shining and there is little to no cloud cover. Most commonly used by southern and/or country folk in the US.

Jim: Huh, the Devil is beating his wife.

Ted: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

by Thatstupidantt June 23, 2022

Beat by the monkeys

To be badly beaten by hoards of individually pathetic opponents. The expression is believed to be derived from an event that occurred to a cutter who was severely injured by a hoard of angry spider monkeys. However, it's also used commonly by soldiers referring to fellow trained fighters who're defeated by civilians...

Poor Captain Jack, he was an MMA fighter but he still got beat by the monkeys when he was drunk at a grocery store and started a fight with some bagboys.

by Zed Numar July 13, 2021

National beat anyone day

why do we need to beat furrys when we could be beating everyone like black people, white people and so on. everyone needs to be hurt cause funy.

National beat anyone day is good idea :

by Bigmanfrankee November 07, 2021

Beat Jacker

When some doosh (usually named Blake) jacks a beat (electronic focused dance music) that has been discovered by you.

"Dude Blake just played me the dopest beat, its a Designer Drugs remix of Countdown" Blake jacked this beat from you making him a beat jacker.

by Wisemandownwithharrybush69 January 25, 2010

Rural Beat

Old time country music played by urban (educated) musicians

Professor Smith and his wednesday night music jam were laying down some great rural beat with their mandolins and fiddles. Must have been the triple expresso latteccino's and organic micro brews they were drinking

by pitou January 20, 2008

you’re beat

You’re dead to me. I don’t fuck with you. It also could mean no.

Example 1: After finding out that Noah was being extra shady, Kirsten said “You’re beat bro” and ceased all contact with Noah.

Example 2:

Jack: Bro can you front me some weed?

Mark: Nah, you’re beat!

by Idontfuckwithyouuuu October 26, 2017

I beat worms

A coded message that is used to let your bros know that you are down to give them a handjob. If they respond positively they are basically giving you consent.

*watching sports with the boys*

Paul: "guys I beat worms"

Eric: "oh neat I've always wanted to try this."

by Givemetheticket July 20, 2019