The worst friend you could ever have. Flaky, and tends to ignore you. Only shows up when it’s in his interest. Is a complete fagel.
by tralala07 January 11, 2022
The one who takes all of your gold and purple weapons when you die, because all he has are grey ones.
by Muhnamesjeff June 03, 2024
David was sent to the people of Camelot in the year 2021. He brought lulz, salt, and Epik hacks for all to enjoy. David was described by Rob Monster and Anonymous’ propagandist spokesperson. We may never know the true identity of David, but we’re pretty sure they aren’t Neal.
And all the soldiers mounted their trusty mudkipz and prayed to David, “unintelligible…bless the cats” #WhereWeGoDavidWeNeal
by 420Bridget October 08, 2021
A very annoying kid that lives off genshin impact and takes pictures of everything they see.
Be warned of Davids. They will sell your toe pics.
Be warned of Davids. They will sell your toe pics.
"Hi david how are you" -david's girlfriend
"I'm good can I take pictures of you" -david
"No that's weird" -david's girlfriend
"Please, I need more toe pics" -david
"No, we're breaking up" - david's girlfriend
"I'm good can I take pictures of you" -david
"No that's weird" -david's girlfriend
"Please, I need more toe pics" -david
"No, we're breaking up" - david's girlfriend
by AHAHAHAHA GOT EM 7358 March 03, 2022
David was so good last night
by Clak June 15, 2022
by Montombo January 09, 2018
by Joeseph_stalin68+1 January 27, 2021