Auckland, New Zealand

An extremely over-priced city where you must be patient, be prepared to pay shite-loads of rent , be prepared to get stuck in traffic. Full of immigrants, commonly; Fijian, Indian, Chinese, Pacific Islander are the main ethnic groups here. Employers here would rather hire foreign skilled workers who struggle with english for cheaper labour rates rather than pay a few dollars more per hour for local tradesman etc... with great english skills. Auckland is pretty much a smaller version of Sydney, Australia. Has some pretty spots and good to visit, will stress you the hell out living and working here.

Person from elsewhere in New Zealand "Hey mate, I lost my job, you think I should move up to Auckland ?"
Aucklander " Yeah sure, if you're willing to live off canned spaghetti and instant noodles in order to make the weekly rent bill"

Auckland, New Zealand

by buttockgrabber February 18, 2015

New Orleans Pelicans

Despite being only a few years old, the newest NBA team made the playoffs their second year and operate under the should-be MVP Anthony Davis and his sidekick point guard Jrue Holiday A truly badass team

"Who is your favorite team broh?"
"My favorite team is that new badass New Orleans Pelicans team with the unibrow wonder A. Davis"

by TheBiggestMan May 14, 2015

New York Snob

A person from NYC that is completely convinced their city is the best of all. They often compare themselves to other major cities, such as Philadelphia, and Detroit. They are known for moving to other places, and starting whole hate websites, such as whyihatephilly.com. When people ask them the simple fact of them leaving, they often tell the person they make too much money (due to the city's low taxes), and still stay. They make any local proud of their city upset, and feel as if they need to move to NYC.

New York Snob: Philadelphia is so dirty, I hate all the people there! They're so rude, and unattractive. The whole city reeks of shit and mustard!
Local: Then why don't you go back to your precious New York?
New York Snob: Because it cost way to much money to live there.

by Ladygagabb1 September 1, 2012

New World Order

Something you place at the Bush family restaurant

Welcome to "Build A Burger" Can I take you're New World Order?

by Maxson June 25, 2008

new old

Ghetto, pertaining to the ghetto

I can't tell if that guy has a limp, or if he's just new old.

by Tom Cook March 24, 2004

new kids on the block

boy band pioneers from Boston

New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits.

by Cricket September 8, 2003

poopy new guinea

n. When you take a shit that is two different colors (roughly split down the middle). It looks like the map-coloring for papua new guinea. Usually caused by two different meals getting digested at separate times.

"I had pancakes for breakfast yesterday and chinese food for dinner. This morning I laid a huge poopy new guinea."

by jerry_at_rick January 4, 2010