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Money

It's because you need to work hard just for money.
Yes. Work HARD.
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boot money

Paper currency (usually benjamins) stored in a cowboy boot in the back of one's closet in attempt to avoid scrutiny from a significant other or spouse. This money is usually reserved for questionable activities that require heightened discretion.
setting: two guys walk into a strip club

Guy 1 (handed a wad of cash by Guy 2): No way I can accept five hundred dollars in cash
Guy 2: Don't worry about it, dude, this is boot money
by catpaw September 1, 2012
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Money Moment

1. n. A moment in which you come up with a brilliant idea that will make you millions of dollars.
2. n. A moment that is worth a lot of money.
1. "Carl, I just had a money moment! Put a doughnut INSIDE the sausage bacon and egg McMuffin. WE WILL MAKE MILLIONS!"
2. "OH MY GOSH I just found a $100 bill on the ground! What a Money Moment!"
by iheartmygoatluna September 8, 2013
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Bail money friend

BMF- the one call option. The person you can call no matter what the time or what the reason or where you are who will come without question and get you outta there, or at least provide lawyers, guns and money.
Thank goodness my BMF Bail money friend was sober, or else I never would have gotten out of that speed-trap town.
by BigTex August 14, 2012
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Bring Money.

A phrase derived from the "Brian does Hollywood" episode of Family Guy. Remixed to be used as a common greeting or comic relief to a dull/serious situation. Meant to be said with a stern tone and not to be over emphasized. The phrase has been killed in December 2011 by Froden and is no longer used.
Guy #1 *Guy #1 walks into class. rubs thumb, middle and index fingers together* Bring Money

Guy #2 Bring Money.
by cbreeze08 January 2, 2012
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Shat Money

Something of very bad quality or a very bad /unfortunate situation.
Joe: hey billy hows that apple?

Billy: It's shat money yo.

Jon: I can't believe the cops showed up! shat money bro.
by texaspride1 January 11, 2012
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Smug Money

1.A hood nigga who drinks straight shots. all day erryday.
2. someone who talks in the 3rd person point of view
by turdfurgison122 May 6, 2013
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