kicks like a mule

When a gun got a really hard recoil.

I tested the .44 yesterday. It kicks like a mule.

by name *someguy = ? December 20, 2008

smell like smoke

How your wife/girlfriend/significant other describes the odor emanting from your clothes and every pore of your body after you go to a strip joint and didn't tell her.

Code for going to a strip club. What you say to your bro when you are discussing going to a strip club and not telling your wife/GF/SO.

Wife/GF/SO: You smell like smoke. Did you got to a strip joint?
Husband/BF/SO: Uhhh, what? Strip club? No, uh, my boss was smoking and I had to stand near him. Uh, I need to take a shower honey, love ya.

Guy 1: Bro, let's go smell like smoke!
Guy 2: I'm there.

by KBSfan March 4, 2014

like a dragons nostril

The feeling you would get while trying to pass very spicy food the day after eating it

"Here Mick did you enjoy the vindaloo last night?" " yes ,but my asshole was like a dragons nostril this morning"

by spoofaRoof March 31, 2015

Hung like a Ham

When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk.....and unable to walk

Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a ham

by Saucybastard November 28, 2018

It really be like that sometimes

It really be like

*dad dies*

Me: it really be like that sometimes

by Baibae February 6, 2019

It really be like that sometimes

When something unfortunate (sometimes fortunate) happens to someone or something.

Person 1: Damn, bro. I just found out that my girlfriend cheated on me. That fucking thot.

Person 2: Damn, bro. It really be like that sometimes.

by Keykonday May 17, 2018

Hung Like An Echidna

When you have a 4-headed dick!

An echidna is hung like an echidna!

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 5, 2017