Clout God

Someone who does the extraordinary, or something that’s never been done before. Each stunt gives you points depending on the level of crazy the stunt is

Juan Valles just pulled a crossover on Noah Toadacheenie and dunked all over him. That’s massive clout god points for that stunt!

by JVcl0uT6od March 4, 2018

God's Pubes

A term most commonly used for marijuana

"Dude let's get biblical with some of gods pubes"

"What's that?"
"God's pubes is weed"

by 164784929 March 2, 2017

William the god

William the god looks down on people because William the god has a bigger dick than them. William the god is a fucking lad with a huge cock

“Oh shit, it’s a William the god! He has a big dick! We are peasants.”

by Phsycogoat126 December 6, 2019

gods cock

The cock of God.

Gods cock is so shinny you’ll go blind if you look at it.

by Pezkal April 26, 2020

Birthday God

The God who comes around once a year, staying as long as he wants, to make your Birthday or Birthday Week bomb as fuck by giving you random perks.

Omg the cashier at tacobell just gave me my whole meal for free. Thank you birthday god!

It hasn't rained for my whole birthday week in SEATTLE, Birthday God must love me.

I must have been extra good this year because Birthday God just got me a free Hot Air Balloon ride tomorrow morning

My religion is the Birthday God.

by Aquamarineee September 8, 2012

God 8

A sex position in which the more dominant male licks at the submissives rim, while the submissive preforms oral on the dominant. Much like the '69'. Can also be just another word for 'rimming'.

"Jonny, what did you do with your boyfriend last night?"
"Oh, we did the God 8. Never felt so pleasured in my life."

by GenuinlyGay August 28, 2013

god Condom

1.A relentes promise of truth an utmost seal to promises, it equals "I swear" Say by any religious person.

2. A promise or seal of Truth/Bets.

Mexican 1. Jo man I ran like 3 miles today.

Mexican 2. Nah godspeed I don't think so.

Mexican 1. No J for real I was being chase by a dog.

Mexican 2. god condom?!

Mexican1. god condom.

by The RealTruth. October 22, 2019