i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich

The act of receiving oral from ones mom after you get a sunburned penis and leaving behind such things as sperm, flakes of skin.

oh ya, i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich and she'll like it. nom nom nom nom

by hayabusa1285 March 11, 2009

cool story bro, now make me a sandwich

showing no interest in a story and wanting to make use of that persons time rather than listen to them talk about something pointless.

emily: my boyfriend broke up with me:(

hannah: cool story bro, now make me a sandwich

by hannah:)1738 October 1, 2011

like a hungry dog going after a bologna sandwich

To attack fevorishly.

When Sister Teresa got out of the convent she kissed Robert like a hungry dog going after a bologna sandwich.

by Stephen Champion Schroering June 25, 2007

triple decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich

The most heinous sexual act. So terrible that your friends can never speak to the girl you gave it to ever again. In addition, they are not allowed to be friends with you for a month. At the end of that month you'll still think it was worth it.

Where's Jim been?
I don't know, I can't be friends with him until August since he gave Jane a triple decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Oh my god! That's awful.

by Joe from Cocamo June 28, 2008

Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky

The most scouse thing a scouser can say

Hey Scouse Lad, say Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky

by Greg_the_Smeg February 5, 2019

cool story, bro. now go make me a sandwich

This phrase is commonly used to imply that you don't really care. Mostly used after lengthy discussions, and boring topics.

Girl 1: I was eating a burrito, and suddenly i forgot my guacamole! So i rushed to the store, but they were all out. All they had were fajitas, so i grabbed one of those and headed back. Can you believe that?
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.

by thefajita October 25, 2015

cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich

When a chick is telling a boring story, say this.

Brittney: "So today ... blah, blah,blah and she had the same

_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."

by hellomotherf**ker April 2, 2012