Ghetto alarm clock

When you sleep through your alarms and your friends come over to wake you up by banging on your bedroom window.

"Austin's phone died last night, but the ghetto alarm clock woke him up."

by Nathan V. September 27, 2021

Ghetto Flip

Drinking an alcoholic beverage while taking mushrooms.

Hey I got a 40 oz of mad dog and some shrooms wanna ghetto flip tonight?

Man I'm hella ghetto flipping balls right now

by more4u2c October 13, 2014

Ghetto rodeo

Fucking your girlfriend from behind, while pulling her hair. Call her a different name and hold on while she tries to buck him off

I rhode my girl in the ghetto rodeo and I was able to ride for more than 8 seconds

by Urban OG October 03, 2022

ghetto buttplug

A Ghetto Buttplug is any device around ones one's self that can be inserted into his/her anus.

Holy shit! This lamp makes a good ass Ghetto Buttplug

by Gilbo $waggins February 14, 2017

ghetto penis enlargement

the following is not recommended for anyone to actually do. attempt at own risk, the poster assumes no liability for action taken by the reader. When a dildo is placed inside a penis by incision, insertion, and being stitched closed it is the most inexpensive version of penis enlargement; thus called ghetto penis enlargement.

person a: "Dude, I here jimmy's c0ck is huge now."
person b: "oh yea i heard they pushed a 12 inch double into his sheath. his wife is happy at least."
person a: "Shit what'd that run him?"
person b: $30 plus a trip to the street corner surgeon. Came to a hundo i heard."
Person a: Damn that's the most ghetto penis enlargement I've ever encountered

by cukmepls May 29, 2013

Ghetto Habitat

A run-down neighborhood, complete with random gunfire, broken-down cars and the sound of police helicopters (ghetto birds), also one of the only places to find affordable rent.

I just got out the joint, so the only crib I can afford is in ghetto habitat.

by Timovich July 01, 2022

Pussy ghetto

A guy who is a want to be thug, thinks they are street, talks a big game, does not know how to work a gun.. only knows how to take pictures with one, also referred to as a lame, scaredy-cat, fake flexer, or clout chaser.

Darrius: You heard about Derrick…I heard he’s pussy ghetto.
Jeremy: Oh yeah? We just robbed him yesterday….

by Motaylor May 04, 2022