Free lay

When married people go to bars and are picked up by single people. The single people see the "ring" and see a free lay.

A married couple go to a bar to get drinks. A single man sits next to the female married woman propositioning her. She replies, "I'm married." The single man says, "So, I want a free lay."

by SEM11 August 09, 2022

Hands free prostate exam

The act of butt fucking somebody whilst standing up

“Yo did you hear Brad gave Mary a hands free prostate exam, that pretty freaky”

by Sm!tty345 April 18, 2024

I Am Free Finally (02/03/2025)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Free Finally (02/03/2025)

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 03, 2025

Free Tail

Describing a furry who is offering free sex.

Hey did you hear about that free tail being offered?

Yeah I think I'm gonna get me some of that

by Liminal Stone February 07, 2022

amada free

A person named Cody van POLLARD that is Jewish
And they look like atreus from god of war

See that that's an amada free over there

by Hostile wolf 25 January 26, 2024

Free From The Matrix

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Free From The Matrix

by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025

free the turtles

To defecate

His co-worker liked to free the turtles on the company 's time.

by Pocahon November 20, 2015