When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.
Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."
by DeadlyWithAMap November 14, 2015
Get the Food stamp bondagemug. by Meme-anator September 1, 2020
Get the No Food Septembermug. I hate when Chef Bryce calls for “Hot Food Hands”. He is so lost it takes him five minutes to sell one table.
by Rocket828 September 27, 2024
Get the Hot Food Handsmug. by derry lad January 2, 2011
Get the goochy foodmug. Yes bro launch them noodles in that kettle there , best had be koka noodles though la if not ye gettin locked in a cell with big mudbone for a night ye on me -kettle food
by Mudbone jr May 21, 2021
Get the kettle foodmug. 