A term used when someone does something extremely bad, weird, fucked up, degenerative, sexual, horny, frowned upon, or just something that makes your stomach feel like shit, or makes your heart actually fucking stop for a second because you need to catch a breath after seeing what bullshit someone posts or say. This term can also be used on sexual messages, if someone is being weird, people typically reply with "I'm calling the police" "What the fuck", and "FBI OPEN UP!". The phrase / slang "I'm calling the police" is an effective way to tell someone to shut the fuck up, and for them to reconsider their life before saying something again or to tell someone your really fucked up and need psychotic help now. The term is similar to replying the suicide hotline number "1-800-273-TALK (8255)" , to tell someone to call it, and seek mental help (since they probably do tbh).
Guy 1: What were you doing? It's been like 6 hours!.
Guy 2: Jacking off to changed rule 34.
Guy 1: I'm calling the police and the fucking FBI to throw yo horny ass in the slammer.
Guy 1: Bouta fuckin teach this degenerate nigga ass mothafucka some goddamn justice.
Guy 2: Jacking off to changed rule 34.
Guy 1: I'm calling the police and the fucking FBI to throw yo horny ass in the slammer.
Guy 1: Bouta fuckin teach this degenerate nigga ass mothafucka some goddamn justice.
by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 20, 2023
Get the I'm calling the policemug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
Get the Ny Daily News Employees Have Secede Retention Called Angel Hellstorm Jose Roblesmug. What I calll homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
Get the The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)mug. The process of accepting as many logged problems as possible in a given accounting period in order to make your colleagues look like ass monglers
by Eggbert Observer February 25, 2003
Get the call-grabbingmug. When you get kicked out of a bar and yell back into the bar "I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
by Kaseofherpes July 28, 2025
Get the The Scooby Doo Last Callmug. Better call saul is one of the best tv shows created and you should watch it but first watch breaking bad and el camino a breaking bad movie
Person 1: Hey have you watched Better call saul?
Person 2: No why?
Person 1: *stabs person 2 238 times*
Person 2: No why?
Person 1: *stabs person 2 238 times*
by Joe swanson (real) July 24, 2022
Get the Better call saulmug. Slang for calling the police.
by NuketownNeal April 3, 2022
Get the call the folksmug.