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Faux Call

A fake phone call you take on your cell phone when either a.) you see someone coming you don't want to talk to, or b.) you want to end a conversation abruptly.
"That stupid ass mascot at the ballgame came over to fuck with me again!" "Fortunately I was able to whip out my cell & take a Faux Call and that goody bastard ignored me"
by Carl 26.2 January 17, 2017
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When you call me at 3 in the morning

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I’ma eat your breakfast when you call me at 3 in the morning
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Blown call

It's convenient the refs just notice and admit to blowing a call after the fact, after the game has been decided.
A Duke alumni like J.J. Reddick would complain about the refs favoring Sacramento instead of Golden State, he probably thought the same thing about teams that played against Duke. In reality, the refs at the two games in Sacramento so far were just giving one of the richest and high profile teams like Golden State a small taste of their own medicine. It wouldn't be the first series in the Kings history a blown call against an opposing team possibly cost Sacramento a series.
by Snowboy Jr. April 26, 2023
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Call of duty

A game for 8 year olds to shoot at their own team and cry when older and actually experienced players correct them.
8 year old’s mother: get off the call of duty and help do the dishes!
by Skrr skrr bodak yellow March 15, 2018
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Kj's Brother /calls

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by A name that rhymes /w Hershey November 22, 2023
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Guadalupe wake up call

When a guy or girl is awakened by housekeeping at a hotel/motel and see they were defecated on while passed out drunk.
Aw man, Chino was so pissed off at Monique last night, he took her back to his room, and she had the ol Guadalupe wake up call...
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"
by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023
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If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I
If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
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