Drink a bottle of bro-sé with your homies to class it up on a summer night, toast each other on Bromance Day or simply to celebrate the bromance of your life. It's the best wine for toasting your heterosexual life partner, bro.
by Silver-Tongued Angel October 2, 2010
Get the bro-sé mug.- (noun) An advanced version of a basic bro who does things the “traditional” way. Can be often attributed to the following characteristics/habits:
• Says he likes his whiskey neat, and makes it a point to tell everyone that “I’m a whiskey neat type of guy.”
• Has his last name tattooed on his back.
• Has been wearing the same ball cap since high school, and refuses to wash it.
• Every girlfriend is a potential marriage victim, because that’s how he was raised. (strong possibility of a Valentine’s Day proposal, it’s the traditional thing to do)
• Often quotes “How I Met Your Mother” or “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.”
• Says he likes his whiskey neat, and makes it a point to tell everyone that “I’m a whiskey neat type of guy.”
• Has his last name tattooed on his back.
• Has been wearing the same ball cap since high school, and refuses to wash it.
• Every girlfriend is a potential marriage victim, because that’s how he was raised. (strong possibility of a Valentine’s Day proposal, it’s the traditional thing to do)
• Often quotes “How I Met Your Mother” or “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.”
Friend: “Hey, what are you drinking there?”
Traditional Bro: “It’s Maker’s Mark, neat.”
Friend: “Man, that must burn, drinking it straight!”
Traditional Bro: “Nah, I’m a whiskey neat type of guy, doesn’t phase me.”
Friend: “Hey, you and LaKashandra are moving kind of fast, moved in together after 3 months?”
Traditional Bro: “Hey man, I don’t play games, I’m here for the long haul, it’s the traditional way.”
Traditional Bro: “It’s Maker’s Mark, neat.”
Friend: “Man, that must burn, drinking it straight!”
Traditional Bro: “Nah, I’m a whiskey neat type of guy, doesn’t phase me.”
Friend: “Hey, you and LaKashandra are moving kind of fast, moved in together after 3 months?”
Traditional Bro: “Hey man, I don’t play games, I’m here for the long haul, it’s the traditional way.”
by hipsterwhiteguy October 9, 2018
Get the Traditional Bro mug.1. (Verb) When a classic 'Bro' archetype clips you in a bar/party setting and keeps on walking. Similar to the way checking is used in hockey.
2. (Verb) A hard shoulder check used to tell strangers that you're an alpha-male.
2. (Verb) A hard shoulder check used to tell strangers that you're an alpha-male.
e.g.; "Hey Betty, did you see that? The huge meat-heat over at the end of the bar bro-checked Thomas as he was walking by. What a douche, Thomas spilled his beer all over himself and the guy didn't even turn around to say sorry. Well, at least that guy looked good doing it in his rhinestone bedazeled dragon themed Affliction extra-medium T-shirt."
by ChrisBru September 27, 2013
Get the bro-checked mug.When your boy sleeps with your girlfriend. but you forgive him anyways. Because she wasn't the right one.
by Wirthman86 March 4, 2018
Get the bro dicking mug.Sexual behaviors between two straight bros that do not involve the insertion of fingers, a penis, a tongue or sex toys into the mouth, or anus of another person. This can include kissing and other kinds of sexual touching. Broutercouse is 100% no homo and is a moment shared between two bros.
by BB4H2022 October 9, 2022
Get the Bro-Outercourse mug.#1.Exes off limits
#2.If a guy likes a girl don’t get in the way
#3.Three feet away from all girls
#4.No hugs
#5.No high fives
#2.If a guy likes a girl don’t get in the way
#3.Three feet away from all girls
#4.No hugs
#5.No high fives
by Certified Beaut December 9, 2019
Get the Bro code mug.When a player act like he's gonna buy something, but both him and the salesperson know he's broke..he requests a "Bro-Sure"
"Yo today me and Tommy went to BMW dealership"
"Thats sick, Did he buy the new 5-series"
"nah man, He only took home the "Bro-Sure"
"Thats sick, Did he buy the new 5-series"
"nah man, He only took home the "Bro-Sure"
by PrincessJenn May 28, 2008
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