A subreddit filled with metal elitists that say sabaton or gloryhammer arent good bands or isnt even metal when they listen to some band called “Sacrificial blood cum of Satans Child while a satanic cult goes into a forest and do ritualistic sacrifices by making their vocal cords sound like the gates of hell themselves” with an unreadable logo which looks like a piss shit splatter on a burning fetus while their music sounds like a jammed chainsaw with a dudes head getting repeatedly beat while the singer is some dudes vocal cords getting burned using hot magma
Average r/metalmemes “elitist” (poser): hey what bands do you listen to?
Chad metal elitist: black sabbath and sabaton, wbu??
Average r/metalmemes poser: EWWWWWW WHY DONT YOU JUST LISTEN TO A BETTER BAND LIKE ASSWIPE OF SATANS PUSSY WITH BLOOD DRIPPING FROM HIS CORRIDOR
Chad metal elitist: black sabbath and sabaton, wbu??
Average r/metalmemes poser: EWWWWWW WHY DONT YOU JUST LISTEN TO A BETTER BAND LIKE ASSWIPE OF SATANS PUSSY WITH BLOOD DRIPPING FROM HIS CORRIDOR
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r/metalmemes poser: hey bro, what bands do u listen to??
Chad metal enjoyer: Huh, maybe Sabaton or Slipknot
r/metalmemes poser: EWWWWW WHY DONT YOU LISTEN TO SACRIFICIAL BLOOD OF THE ULTIMATE CREATURE
Chad based metal fan: No
Chad metal enjoyer: Huh, maybe Sabaton or Slipknot
r/metalmemes poser: EWWWWW WHY DONT YOU LISTEN TO SACRIFICIAL BLOOD OF THE ULTIMATE CREATURE
Chad based metal fan: No
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