A school in Irvine California that sucks hot ass and where fuckers who can't spell "university" go. Everyone who goes here has no more than 3 inches and enjoys hot gay sex with men
"yeah I heard John just went to university highschool"
"I'm sorry for his loss, he's gonna have to felch soon"
"I'm sorry for his loss, he's gonna have to felch soon"
by Fuck Uni December 02, 2023
by zxinaxz April 04, 2021
Someone with a degree in the university of life is someone who knows a lot of practical stuff, such as life hacks, but not a lot of trivial stuff, such as the capitals of countries or the three Centauri stars.
by Shadownode January 05, 2024
A university library that has nearly no books about sexuality outside of marriage. Representing the Christian ideals of CMA (Christian Missionary Alliance) doctrine who acts like Big Brother to the school. Yet have an entire section on how to practice black magic.
Damn, I can't find any books on Tarrot Card reading that's prejuidice to gay people. I need a Simpson University Library
by Thomas Dogoode December 01, 2016
A “college” that a bunch of stinky little piss babies go to to get their stinky little piss degrees. Grads from here are know to have the WORST take on anything and everything, and most likely have underlying trauma and or mental illness.
Yo this guy from The University of Detroit told me that medication for mental disorders is dumb and that I’ll feel better if I stop taking my medication and use my brain. What an idiot.
by hon3yb33 October 24, 2022
by shroncke November 13, 2022
A shortened phrase in the Minecraft end poem. It appears at the very end of the game after getting the egg.
"And the universe said I love you - because you are love."
"and the universe said I love you"
"and the universe said you have played the game well"
"and the universe said everything you need is within you"
"and the universe said you are stronger than you know"
"and the universe said you are the daylight"
"and the universe said you are the night"
"and the universe said the darkness you fight is within you"
"and the universe said the light you seek is within you"
"and the universe said you are not alone"
"and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing"
"and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code"
"and the universe said I love you because you are love."
"And the universe said I love you - because you are love."
"and the universe said I love you"
"and the universe said you have played the game well"
"and the universe said everything you need is within you"
"and the universe said you are stronger than you know"
"and the universe said you are the daylight"
"and the universe said you are the night"
"and the universe said the darkness you fight is within you"
"and the universe said the light you seek is within you"
"and the universe said you are not alone"
"and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing"
"and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code"
"and the universe said I love you because you are love."
Minecraft: "And the universe said I love you, because you are love."
Person: starts bawling on the floor
Person: starts bawling on the floor
by Arin-guy April 25, 2025