Max is an emotionally unavailable dick head who will lead you on four months , get with you then leave . He is a medium ugly but somehow gets all the gyals , he is extremely dumb and has no ambition in life . Avoid him .
by jesussave July 26, 2022
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Person 1: "Planning to have a break on the 7th day then continue again on the 8th day"
"💀"
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Max is a truly amazing guy witha great sense of humour, he has amazing blond hair and is usually super tall, he is caring and so hot he makes you want to just stare at him all day. He knows how to make a girl feel great but somtimes his personality gets the best of him and he can hurt the girl he loves most. Max will most likely try to keep it hidden that he likes you but when you find out he will do everything to make sure you are happy, if you ever met a max keep him cause they are definitely keepers.
Max is a truly amazing guy witha great sense of humour, he has amazing blond hair and is usually super tall, he is caring and so hot he makes you want to just stare at him all day. He knows how to make a girl feel great but somtimes his personality gets the best of him and he can hurt the girl he loves most. Max will most likely try to keep it hidden that he likes you but when you find out he will do everything to make sure you are happy, if you ever met a max keep him cause they are definitely keepers.
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Hey, why don't you ask him out?
Cause How could a girl like me ever have a chance with an amazing guy like him?
Hey, why don't you ask him out?
Cause How could a girl like me ever have a chance with an amazing guy like him?
by Girl with a 4 year crush November 25, 2019
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Get the Max mclarnon mug.Max is one of those kids with a Magnum dong and is completely aware of it. Just like Danny's, Max carries around his monster condom and he is the most amazing kid. He has the traits of a saggitarius and he lives Brooklyn 99. If anyone gets in his way, Max will punish them. Usually cock and ball torture. No cap.
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