Happy Feet

To shit in a deceased person’s urn, blend the mixture, consume said blended mixture, excrete the mixture through the digestive tract, urinate on the result, then finally charlie brown dance beside the final result within a toilet. Once done dancing on that ho, flush the excrement.

I got so pissed at Gerald that I happy feet’d his grandmother

by MuchoFeeto July 23, 2024

happy gang

A group of people much similar to a gang, but instead of doing things considered "bad" they do things considered good.

Ryan joined the local churches happy gang.
The happy gang planted trees last Sunday.

by Tom Brady has a small PP February 1, 2017

Happy Octopus

A sexual act where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus or vagina.

When regarding gay sex a Happy Octopus is where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus to stimulate a prostate.

“Sometimes I like to give a Happy Octopus to my FWB.”

“This girl gave me a Happy Octopus and it was the craziest thing I’ve ever experienced.”

by Ghost Jones January 10, 2024

Happy Foot

a young driver that’s so excited to have a car that they don’t consider other people’s safety.

“Some fucking happy foot on I 85 kept tapping the accelerator and I rear-ended him” - no one ever

by highjinks February 19, 2025

Schrödinger's Happy Meal

You do not know if the toy in your Schrödinger's Happy Meal is a boy toy or a girl toy until you have opened it.

Child: mom, i got a girl toy :(
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal

by AlternateIsopod July 6, 2023

Seasonal Happiness

The joy you feel when the weather matches your experience of that season from the years before. From a European perspective that would mean flowers in spring, warm weather in summer, falling leaves in autumn and snow in winter.

I feel so much seasonal happiness when I look out the window in december and see it´s actually snowing.

by thierna November 29, 2023

Happy-Darndy-Swidly-Swangly

a fun way to say "all good" or"swell"or"ok"

I am feeling Happy-Darndy-Swidly-Swangly.

by LonelyLiz January 26, 2021