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Half orphan

The condition of having only 1 living parent.
Sometimes shortened to harphan.
Me: Ever since my dad died I've been a harphan.
Girlfriend: That's really sad to hear. It must be really tough being a half orphan
by Just one more cuddle... August 22, 2023
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half a job

When your having a threesome and one girl is giving you head but doesn't finish you off and leaves it to the second girl to finish you .
I had a threesome yesterday and the girl half a jobbed me
by half a job November 5, 2015
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National lose half your family day

The day your mums side of the family cut you out of their life
Me- “it may be Fabien’s birthday but it’s also national lose half your family day
by Pro_fortnite_gamer47 March 14, 2020
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1- Grandparent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's grandchild.
My half-first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.
by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021
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Half-Pound Prawn Basket

Two or more penetrative entities in one opening (male or female), where at least one such entity is a penis with a tendency to be overly enthusiastic, especially if it's already been hand-breaded. One could say it is plump, juicy and perfectly seasoned. Of the easy peel variety. Boom-boom shrimp and then there was one (ergo, a 1/2 pound). There is fortunately an easy solution, which is to make this a peel-and-eat style basket.
"We were gonna have some fun last night but it turned into a half-pound prawn basket thanks to Minuteman over here, so we had to go the peel-and-eat route. I could do a lot worse."
by PinchLikeAGentleman July 10, 2022
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Hectic And A Half

When Something Crazy Or Hectic Is Happening You Would Say That Was Hectic And A Half, Hectic And A Half Is Used To Make It Sound More Hectic
Thomas And Lewis : Having An Argument
Rhys : That Was Hectic And A Half
by Replex11 June 22, 2023
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half-third-cousin

1- Half-great-grandpibling's great-grandchild.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and one great-great-grandparent in common with other living beings.
Half-third-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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