Wet Cleveland Tomato

When you catch your wife, a Cleveland native, committing adulterously sexual acts with your recently planted tomato plant. Instead of being angry, you proceed to have a raunchy no-limits sex fest with the plant and your wife. As your infant son watches from the window, certainly scarring him for life, you make the mother of your infant child eat wet dirt while penetrating her. After an hour of passionate lovemaking, it’s time for all participants of the ungodly genital jamboree to switch positions. Your wife is now the tomato plant, which means she needs to be buried taint-deep in dirt and spray-painted red. The tomato plant now assumes the role of the man and you will have to gaze your recently planted wife in the eyes as the stem of the tomato plant sodomizes you. At this point in the botany sex fest, you notice your teenager daughter in the window along with your infant son. You tell them its important for this family progress and continue to get pounded by the seeded tomato plant.

Jonathan, why is my wife in a potted plant? Because George, she just got wet cleveland tomato'ed.

by Seaniebananas December 4, 2016

wet your steel

Wet your steel: verb; a semi-conscious reaction to the sight of extremely high calorie cake or desert whereby the individual places the utensil to be used to devour the delectable treat upside down in their mouth to lubricate the steel prior to taking the first bite. Typically done by overweight individuals who have a primal reaction to attacking high calorie sweets, without the thought of shame or consequences.

Tammy, we all saw you wet your steel when the waiter set that enormous slice of double fudge cake with buttercream frosting on the table. You do realize that's for 6 people, not just you, right?

by Maddie96 December 10, 2016

wet some knuckle

To finger another person; to have sexual intercourse.

"Yeah i got with her and wet some knuckle"

by witchofthewest April 2, 2016

Wet Juicy Fert

Nartsack

I love that wet juicy fert

by nartsgort October 16, 2018

Wet C Willy

When a male ejaculates on his finger and sticks it in a females ear

Kur: “YAAAAAAAAAAS gimme that Wet C Willy!!!!”
C Willy: “Oh you want this WETNESS!?” *ejaculates on finger and sticks in ear*

by patfenis6969 July 25, 2018

vegan wet willy

Sticking a finger that's been dipped in water into someone's ear.

Guy 1: "Why would you give me a wet Willy if you knew I'm vegan??"
Guy 2: "It's good man, it was a vegan wet willy. No animal products used."

by CaptainLongnipples June 3, 2018

Mexican Wet Willy

The act of giving a regular wet willy but instead of saliva, you stick your finger up your nose and then in the victim's ear.

Wow! Frank just gave Cassie a Mexican wet willy... He's been sick all week.

by Aaron The Terrible May 14, 2018