Simp

You

"You are a simp, yes you, staring at your screen. The buys need you, so get on your console."

by XxPussyEaterxX May 9, 2020

Simp

IGN’s stance torwards Maxie from Pokemon Ruby, because they hate water, and Maxie calls his followers simps.

“And you simps are held up by a mere child?”
- Maxie talking to his followers in Slateport city

by Matt from wii sports Club September 18, 2025

simp

your mom

damn nigga, you're one hell of a simp

by nigga nuts are hawt April 25, 2020

SIMP

An acronym for “squirrels in my pants” originating from the Disney cartoon, Phineas and Ferb (circa 2008).

“I have SIMP!”

by nothankyouitistoomuchworm April 10, 2020

Simp

Someone is who simple minded, pleb, pillock or fucking idiot.

Friend: **Insert something stupid**

You: "No, you simp"

by NovaScorpio February 23, 2024

simp

lmao me

youre such a fucking simp, she doesnt even like you bro.

by simper.mp4 February 24, 2021

Simp

Chasing after a girl who does not want you, in other words acting as if you have no game and are going into the military.

Tristan Woodruff is a simp.
The way Tristan is chasing after Rachel while Gavin is fucking her.
The way Tristan wears his glasses makes him look like a fucking simp.
Tristan Woodruff is the biggest simp I have ever meet.
How Tristan settled and fucked Sarah made him look like a simp.

by Rachel Ringham February 26, 2020