lad talk

something that is a secret from all girls and that is basically just about porn, girls, bullshit scenarios and a lot more

Rowan - i can’t tell you what lad talk is
Danni - i’ll find out
Rowan - no you won’t

Danni - *finds out cause she’s a fucking genius*

by dandans January 17, 2022

Bed talk

Two dudes talking while leaning against a truck bed, or while sitting on tailgate.

"How many beer cans do you think will fit in here?" "That's some bed talk bruh"

by Mega D 5000 May 18, 2022

We never really talked

Yeah just loved eachother

Zayn and Harry : we never really talked,

by Imazebrahhhh December 20, 2021

national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day

national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day is on the 21 of december! go text someone you antisocial fuck.

Hey we havent talked in awhile, did you know it's national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day!?

by st1tch3rs December 21, 2021

why did we ever stop talking?

it can be a flirty way of saying they want to talk more

why did we ever stop talking? - IM IN LOVE

by jjthepissgiant December 28, 2021

TED talk

A lengthy and detailed explanation about a particular topic, usually in an educational setting.

Daniel: I have just finished my teaching session.
Colleagues: We were done with ours a long time ago.
Daniel: You all are so fast!
Colleagues: You were giving a TED talk!

by DanielJJ December 29, 2021

Talking like a Russian

Blatantly lying for the sake of propaganda purposes. Saying something which is obviously untrue to justify some ill deed.

"Of course I'm not expecting sex with you tonight", I said over the phone, talking like a Russian as I packed a big bottle of lube, half a dozen condoms and a small bottle of roofies.

by Cynical non-American March 31, 2022