Optical allusion titties

When titties look bigger than they really are. Most often due to the manner in which the titties are dressed/displayed.

Dude, i was so bummed when she took her shirt off, total optical allusion titties, they were tiny.

"yeah, there not that big, there optical allusion titties" - Mello

by T-sett September 22, 2009

hungry titties

Small breasts on a woman.

The titties look like they’re malnourished/hungry

I’m not into tig ol’ bitties, I like them hungry titties.

She’s all ass, she’s got hungry titties.

by Rbrownie February 2, 2023

Tittie noodles

When you eat a pot noodle and drop some on your titties.

Beth has ✨tittie noodles✨

by Stannoodles May 7, 2021

titty squishing

the act of squishing a titty. Often done by a person who has one when they are bored or by their partner whilst kissing or engaging in other activities

Maddy: yeah, i got so used to doing it doing quarantine that i caught myself titty squishing at school
Brandon: woah! that seems fun
Maddy: it really is underrated
Brandon: can i try?
Maddy: Your ass digging hands will not be anywhere near my squishies

by forthreeweeksandthreedays April 6, 2022

Giggly titty gun

A gun that has a Giggly tit that shoots breast milk

Johnny shot Gage with a Giggly titty gun in the face

by Faster81 April 3, 2020

saucer titties

A mammory that is round an discus shaped under standard bra pressure. Usually found on breast of average women who enjoy wearing bikinis that are too primiscious for their body, can be found on onesies as well.

Omg, did you see Samantha and her bikini with her saucer titties allover Jonesy in the volley ball tourney. As if !?

by Vaimaster7 December 21, 2021

Titty Niggah

When a person shoves a cat's penis into a dog's mouth and sings the national anthem of tunisia while taking a shit and getting sucked off

That's a damn impressive titty niggah!

by TittyNiggah69 August 10, 2023