Social carnivore

Someone who is hungry for and desperate for a social interaction with someone else.

Timmy - Greg won't stop asking me to hang out.

John - Its because he's a social carnivore Timmy.

by Your urban friend November 4, 2017

Anti-socially Acceptable

1) Actions at home, not acceptable to be witnessed.
2) Things you only do when you're inside your home for an extended length of time, or when no one else is there to witness it

I think it's anti-socially acceptable to eat ice cream from the tub, or chocolate chips from the bag, when you're home alone.

by MimiGif March 31, 2020

Boke Social

A party with an inordinate amount of unattractive people which takes place in Glasgow.

How was the party tonight? It was such a Boke Social!

by MelTri October 24, 2011

social distancy

When you are out with your mask on, keeping a safe two metre distance and see Covid19 rule breakers everywhere.

Hey where is your visor?? That's not very social distancy is it???

Karen tried to high five me before, I said "Karen, that's not very social distancy, elbow bump woman!"

by lolo.24 November 25, 2020

social jail

when you hold people accountable in social situations where there are no legal ramifications. you can do this by uninviting them to events, unfollowing them, talking about their bad behaviour etc

Did you hear Chack sexually assaulted Marah? Too bad our legal system is fucked... better put him in social jail so he learns his lesson.

by socialjail123 April 19, 2021

social cult

a stupid phrase created by Hunter J Saxon

“i’m not invited cause it’s a social cult”

by FakeName27 February 6, 2019

Social Social-Distancing

Someone who acts COVID woke by pretending to self-isolate and follow CDC guidelines in front of friends and family only to rip off their mask and lick a door handle as soon as your back is turned.

Saturday they were social social-distancing with about 100 strangers at a wedding so I'd stay the fuck away from them.

by Evolved guppy September 11, 2020