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Semen slap 

When having sex afterwards if you finish on your own you jizz in your hand and slap her in the face with the semen in the hand.
Last night my boyfriend gave me a semen slap.
Semen slap by Chris Ochs October 22, 2006
Related Words

yolk slap 

To slap someone in the back of the head for something stupid
Can also be called a team yolk if everyone around agrees it was stupid so everyone gets a yolk (slap in the back of the head)
Brad:" Where is mcdonalds" (while in front of it)
Thats a yolk slap
yolk slap by william F. Weezy October 11, 2007

spidey slap 

N, a hand full of semen slapped across the face of a hoe, skank or fuck buddy... often results in heightened rage in the partner, but bitch I don't care.

V, to ejaculate into one's cupped hand, then spread fingers (the man marmalade now resembles spider webs) and slap one's female counterpart across the face. (spidey slapped, spidey slapping)
N,"Nice spidey slap!!, you really showed that bitch what's up"


V, "That bitch wouldn't swallow my cream fillin' so I spidey slapped the shit out'a dat bitch."

combat slap

the ultimate slap. the combat slap is the most violent of slaps. a bitch slap is not even in the same category. for a person to perform a proper combat slap the person must cock back there arms enough to form a 90 degree angle with there arm. so much that ur chest muscle stretches. and then follow through with the utmost force possible and hit the individual with every part of your hand. not just the tips of your fingers your whole hand must be applied for a succesfull combat slap.
that bitch gave me herppes so i combat slapped that hoe!
combat slap by the bootheel badass February 26, 2010

jizz slap 

when you take your used condom filled with jizz and slap a hoe in da mouth
trevor-aye mike how did last night go
mike-it was bomb i jizz slaped the shit out that hoe
trevor-ohh damn like me and julie last week
mike-damn you were gettin dat fo sho
jizz slap by Puck and Jewfro April 10, 2010

Poo Slap 

When you walk into a toilet and are unexpectedly overwhelmed by the smell left by the previous user.
'Oh man, I just got totally poo slapped when I went into that toilet'.
Poo Slap by milesinfront October 21, 2011