Confidently delivering the punchline of a joke, which you don't realise somebody else has already delivered in a more subtle manner.
Kim: I feel really fat
Jim: I can see why
Sim: Yeah. That's because you are really fat. ZING
Jim: Sim fails. Double punching!
Jim: I can see why
Sim: Yeah. That's because you are really fat. ZING
Jim: Sim fails. Double punching!
by sarcasmis September 5, 2011
Get the Double Punchingmug. Every 20th of december you are allowed to punch a woman in her boob (only if its a friend, because doing it to a stranger could place you in jail). It was made to couner kick dick day.
Guy: you know what day it is?
Girl: no?
Guy: its punch boob day!
Girl: ewww you sexist pig!!
Guy: *proceeds to punch the girl in the breasts and face*
Girl: no?
Guy: its punch boob day!
Girl: ewww you sexist pig!!
Guy: *proceeds to punch the girl in the breasts and face*
by Some guy named stevw December 19, 2021
Get the Punch boob daymug. by mombo555 April 4, 2009
Get the Flubber punchmug. From the Latin-root:
Donkey punch meaning punched in the back of the head while having sex and the British term Squash which is similar,but not identical to British bangers.
Donkey punch meaning punched in the back of the head while having sex and the British term Squash which is similar,but not identical to British bangers.
I was gonna give him the last donut ,but i noticed he was giving me the punching sasquatch so i said "Quit that dude..way out of line and unprofessional"
by Yellowdevil27 February 26, 2009
Get the Punching Sasquatch mug. A secret taekwondo move where you punch simultaneously with both hands, making it nearly impossible to defend in any situation.
Also a well known dance move popularized in Mexico.
Also a well known dance move popularized in Mexico.
Bad guy: I am robbing you
Not bad guy: *double punches in the direction of the attacker
Bad guy: *gets confused and leaves
Not bad guy: *double punches in the direction of the attacker
Bad guy: *gets confused and leaves
by davefromcanada February 18, 2024
Get the Double punchmug. A 'Cum Punch' is when a man ejaculates into his hand, clenches his fist so the spunk dribbles out between his knuckles, and then continues to punch someone with said clenched fist.
Man 1 - "Deidre was really annoying me the other night"
Man 2 - "How did you deal with it?"
Man 1 - "You know, I gave her the ol' 1-2 with a Cum Punch. That shut her up!"
Man 2 - "How did you deal with it?"
Man 1 - "You know, I gave her the ol' 1-2 with a Cum Punch. That shut her up!"
by Lord Dangleballs May 26, 2018
Get the Cum Punchmug. by kmerk March 18, 2023
Get the punchedmug.