Ninja-fuck

To be completely silent during any type of intercourse

(Friend A) "did you have fun with John Smith last night?"
(Friend B) "It was alright, but he Ninja-fucked me and im not into that. It was so quiet you could hear crickets!"

by BlowholeJoe June 28, 2023

Ninja Creamy

When you nut inside without asking or without giving warning. Typically followed by by continued fornication out of embarrassment for busting so early and in hopes the ninja cream won’t be noticed.

She was absolutely doing tricks on it, so I had to give her a ninja creamy

by Bonafide Busta November 11, 2024

Ninja Creeper

When a Creeper comes up behind you and explodes you, and you meet your demise. Unexpectedly, of course.

Person: *playing Minecraft Hardcore when a Creeper explodes behind them (in this case a Ninja Creeper* OH MY GOD 2 YEARS JUST FOR THIS TO HAPPEN YOU GOTTA BE JOKI-

by - Spoof - December 5, 2021

Ninja

A youtuber insulting many Twitch Streamers.

God after he kills me i'm gonna Ninja him!

by Taco_v2 December 13, 2019

Karen the cat ninja

Someone who is raicist and lies and stirs stuff up with other comunitys and people tend to fall for what she does

Hey look its karen the cat ninja the person no one likes

by Troll destroyer May 22, 2022

Ninja munchies

When you smoke weed and don’t feel like you have the munchies, but if you start eating, you can’t stop. Having munchies from smoking weed without realizing it. Not feeling like you have the munchies from smoking pot, but you do. (AKA silent munchies, hidden munchies.)

I smoked some super boof and got the ninja munchies. I wasn’t very hungry, so I poured myself a small bowl of potato chips. Before I knew it, I had finished off a large pizza, the whole bag of chips, a quart of ice cream

by RespectMyAuthoritay August 5, 2023

Ninja

Silent but deadly except its not a fart

Ninjas are so cool, a ninja is one of the stealthiest people I can think of.

by WiskaG October 29, 2022