shaft n slide

To grease a tiled floor and strip naked using the shaft of your dick as a sled.

Done best on a floor with as little cracks in between the tiles as possible as you do not want to cheese grate yourself.

Wtf why is my floor wet? Jerry!
Yes?
Wtf your naked!
Yeah and?
Why?!
Its a shaft n slide wanna join?

by Ahent June 3, 2019

Oral n' Anger

When you gotta give that head, but you ain't too happy about it.

After an exhausting night of straight oral n' anger, John asked Gary if he could please go home now.

by BedazzlinYoNutz May 15, 2018

Knock n' Rock

Knock n' Rock in the game were you knock on a random person's door then punch whoever opens it.

You probably here off reddit.

Guy 1: What happened to you?
Guy 2: Got wasted last night and played Knock n' Rock.

Guy 1: Who's house did you go to?

Guy 2: Jeremy's
Guy 1: Who's Jeremy?

Guy 2: He's the one always wearing the biker helmet.
Guy 1: So he hit you and broke your nose?
Guy 2: Nah I tried to run after I hit him and fell down his steps

by GannoFuyu April 22, 2021

Ho-n-Blo

What a man spends money on when he has a little extra cash.

Jimmy spent so much money on ho-n-blo that he was late on his rent.

by OneMoTime September 18, 2012

canadian n-word

Nickelback

we were talking about our favorite bands & Chad dropped the Canadian N-Word

by Frank Beans 2020 October 3, 2019

N M E

N M E is the evil company witch sends dedede his monsters to and i quote "clobber that there kirby"

dedede: I NEED A MONSTER TO CLOBBER DAT DERE KIRBY. nightmare: thats what we do best at N M E.
escargoon: you better get it with your money back garrentee!
(epic solo plays)

by aaaaaaa ur gay May 23, 2020

Sock n Butter

When you shove butter into a sock and fuck the shit out of it.

Rob: damn i wis-
Weasel- godamnbit I just found my uncle “Sock n Butter” ing on my bed

by Lamar Scrôdum November 30, 2020