Moms Jomblo

Moms Jomblo is a swaggy group that consists of 5 members, 1 of them is smart, the other kind, the other funny, the other a simp and the other another simp And they all share one thing in common...THEY ALL SWAG AND THEY AL HATE THE EGG ( except for one of the members who "TrEaTeD hIm aS a FrIeNd"

Have you heard of the Moms Jomblo? THEY ARE SO SWAG THE MOST SWAGGIEST OF THE SWAGGIEST SWAGGIEST OF THE SWAGGIEST SWAGGIEST SWAG

by SWAGGIEST OF THE SWAG June 12, 2021

UR MOM

BOB:I POOPED
JOE:I POOPED UR MOM

Joe:help
Bob: Ur mom

by hduadwudy May 19, 2021

Beige mom

A beige mom is a mother who fiends for the color beige this mother will only give their child sad beige toys (usually wooden) along with dress them in only beige you may be wondering why would a mother deprive their child of a bright colorful life well these mothers go feral for even a speck of dust that doesn’t match their beige aesthetic therefore being a sad beige mom with sad beige babies

“Hey dude did you see Shelly’s new TikTok”

“Yea dude she is really Turing into a beige mom”

by iDontKnowWhatsGoingOn26 February 22, 2023

N-Mom

A. The women with the world's largest tits. A large breasted women who is 40+ years of age who's tits are roughly the size of bowling balls.

B. Nicole's mom.

"Holy fuck dude! Have you seen the size of N-Mom's tits?"

"I know, there fuckin' huge!"

by CuntHumper October 5, 2011

Pooh-Mom

A short, pudgy, black girl with a 1/4" ponytail pulled back with an oversized scrunchy, who wears such items of clothing as whinny the pooh shirts, tapered jeans, tigger socks, and tweaty bird back-pak purses.
"Mom" refers to someone who is wearing something ugly, or who is just ugly or stupid looking, and when i see them I sarcastically ask "Mom, can I please look like that, or wear what they're wearing?" - shortened to: "Mom"

Kebra is a classic "pooh-mom" from Rogers High School of Toledo, Oh

by Melanie h May 27, 2006

your mom

an answer every teenage guy gives from gr 9 on to gr 10 to any question or insult

Me: marius, you're gay.
Marius: you're gay.
Me: your mom's gay.
Marius: your mom's gay.

note: marius is not gr 9, he just never passed the your mom phase

by CapPatrat December 28, 2005

decent mom

A mom that has a nice ass and a huge rack.
A mom that is only 30 yet has kids that are around the age of 13.
A mom that has a son that stares at her ass as she leans over because she dropped her bra.

Most people say that that nerd over there has a decent mom. One kid said he boned her.

by thedude246 August 17, 2005