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michael

If you meet a michael don’t trust him that much he will play you and blame you until you suffer.He is toxic and can’t control himself he will try and take advantage of you until you give him what he wants.He is disrespectful and gets really jealous easily. he is a red flag 🚩….
Be careful out there :)
Michael is disrespectful to anyone.
by Uknown 123 December 4, 2021
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Michael

Sometimes this guy is cool, other times not so much. He complains a lot and does not do anything at all. If you do meet a Michael, pray to god because Michael will ruin your life forever. He also sucks at video games and has too many privileges and says he came from nothing. At the end of the day, do not be near a Michael and do not name your child Michael. I beg of you please don't.
Person 1: 'Encounters a Michael'
Michael: Get prepared buddy, your life is ruined!
by TheyLuvRoti April 5, 2023
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Michael

Michael is the name of a literal god, no person can ever be close to how amazing he is or will be. He is charming, smart,kind, musically talented, unique, awe ,inspiring, and creative. There is not a soul on earth quite like him. If he wants something or someone it’s his no matter what it is or how long it takes. He will treat you like your royalty and give you everything he’s got to keep you happy and going. To be with this guy is to like a free entry to heaven. Michael is literally the ducking best person ever!
Is that Michael? He’s so amazing !
by anonymous April 19, 2021
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Michael

A name derived from Latin- “ael” meaning “unable to” and “Mich” from the root word for “text back”. Put together “Michael” meaning “mfer who never texts back”
Good luck getting a response from Michael that dude invented ghosting
by Definitely not Tim September 27, 2025
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George Michael

The Poo Haiku poet, the most known by audiences.
by ms_paint_boi March 4, 2024
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Gold medal Michael Lorenzen

N: A person who can do it all. A wunderkind.
Who won the 400 meter race? Gold medal Michael Lorenzen

That guy can do it all , he's a regular gold medal Michael Lorenzen.
by White Noise August 22, 2023
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Michael Triggered

When you get triggered at ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, even when people are clearly be sarcastic.
Mychail is Michael Triggered right now, so DO NOT speak to the weeb.
by Michael Triggered May 11, 2018
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