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GG monster

If you see one stay 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 feet away. BEWARE: Rapes every one it sees
run its a gg monster
by joehappy November 24, 2021
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Pocket monster

A creature that can fit inside of you f pocket ND used to fight
"Pocket Monster Go" Japanese version of Pokemob
by Raymond Edward Walker July 21, 2021
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Monster Mitts

over sized paw attached to a female of the species.
King Kong over there in the corner sure has a pair of monster mitts.
by monster mitts April 7, 2009
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Russian Monster Truck

The act of inserting one's entire head into another individuals anus before screaming as loud as possiblem, with goal of creating a sound - wave based, sensual experience.
SONIC: "Yo Eggggggman, nice booty."

DR. ROBOTNIK: "Lets see how much you REALLY love my cheeks, hedgehog!"

SONIC: "Alright! I'm gonna eat this entire Chili Dog, than wear you like a hat Doc!"

DR. ROBOTNIK: "At long last, after Sonic gives me a RUSSIAN MONSTER TRUCK, the seven chaos emeralds will finally be mine!

SONIC: "Here we go!"
by Flooperzz August 24, 2025
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Alabama Snow Monster

When a man inserts an icicle into another mans ass and he shits it out as it comes in a coat of shit.
Gary: my cousin gave me the Alabama Snow Monster this morning!!!
by dirtybison November 17, 2021
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monster

verb: to fulfill the role of non-player-characters and/or enemies ( human or otherwise) during a scenario of a live action role playing session. this may or may not involve wearing a grotesque rubber mask or face-paint npc,larp,roleplay,character,mask
"ok i need five people to monster in this set-up, any volunteers?"
by chalkeee July 12, 2015
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Happy Monster Band

A Playhouse Disney cartoon from 2007 that indoctrinated kids into listening to Tally Hall. They were way better than the Wiggles because it was fucking TALLY HALL!

Joe Hawley (red tie) does the voice of Bluz the blue keyboardist, who is my favorite.
Zubin Sedghi (blue tie) hits some high notes as L.O., the yellow bassist.
Rob Cantor (yellow tie) voices Frred, the red guitarist.
Ink the pink spider doesn’t really sing, she just hangs out on the drums like Ross.
I wonder who Andrew would be. Rock and Raul, the two-headed Zak and Wheezie looking guys?

It’s funny how they sound like normal kids when they speak, but can turn into Tally Hall with the flick of a switch.
I still remember the lyrics to the Happy Monster Band 16 years later. 4 year old me loved it. Now I’m a fan of Tally Hall.

“Yin and Yang are ringing in the new year, celebrating all the days within! Yin lights a candle, dances like a dragon. Yang does a lion dance for him.”

Depressed gay teenagers (or in my case, 20-somethings) listen to Tally Hall, Lemon Demon, Radiohead, and They Might be Giants. So if you grew up with Happy Monster Band, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, or Neil Cicierega memes, you’re gay now.
by popsicleprincess July 26, 2023
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