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Justin

justin loves to diddle kids
by MindGrimlin August 31, 2025
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Jiggly Justin

"Jiggly Justin" is an elderly male species, whom is incredibly, incredibly overweight... If you are known as "Jiggly Justin" you are automatically subjected to absurd amounts of mental and physical abuse, from your beloved children and lover, which is incredibly dehumanising. You will never be allowed to eat at McDonald's again, and for the rest of your life, you will have to wear a t-shirt that discriminates your size. Beware... Even if you are what is unanimously known as being a "healthy weight" you will still be bullied as "Jiggly Justin". Moreover, it is also the title of an incredibly humorous group chat on Instagram!
"Did you see Jiggly Justin over there..." (which translates to "Did you see that fat man over there...")
"My Dad is no longer allowed to eat, because he is Jiggly Justin" (which would be yourself suggesting that your Dad does not deserve to eat due to his obesity). Disclaimer: do not fat shame others, apart from if your name is Sabre, or Sockie, or Biggy, or Naz, or Slendermum...
by Flushed Away Froose April 15, 2020
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Justin

Justin its weird and strange
by Gold rocks August 26, 2022
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Justin H

He loves kraft dinner! Fuck woman, he would rather eat a great gooey bowl of KD!
by neven is cool 1000 September 9, 2022
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Justin

The man with the biggest monster cock in existence he has muscles comparable to a god and has the most excellent taste in everything from music to games to movies he is so cool
Very beautiful woman: wow Justin you are hot

Justin: yes
by Chuckle Monsters February 5, 2021
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Justin

Tall, hot, HUGE, you know. And when he was good he was very very good and when he was bad…he was better. Read your nursery rhymes girls.

Fixes cars and washing machines. Always arrives early. Quick to anger. Quicker to make peace and love. Justin is a whiz with numbers.
Justin is so tall and he fixed my car and my taxes
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Justin Bieber

The gayest gay can get
Person 1: what is Justin Bieber?
Person 2: Jeffree starr
by jugletwithapuglet November 24, 2021
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