this guy jake is the kinda guy to be like super nice and kind and nice and has loads of cash in this cargo pantaloons.
he's also very secretive but also kinda short? anyways, he's like a good guy and kinda baller and maybe even a lil bit prepossessing. he's also incredibly scared of people, confrontation, and the mailman. he's also missing a toe. :( (this is where you feel bad).
um uuhhh uuhhhh ugh hmnm mmmmmm m he auhm uhm mm oohh yuuuhhh he good fella : )
also sexy
he's also very secretive but also kinda short? anyways, he's like a good guy and kinda baller and maybe even a lil bit prepossessing. he's also incredibly scared of people, confrontation, and the mailman. he's also missing a toe. :( (this is where you feel bad).
um uuhhh uuhhhh ugh hmnm mmmmmm m he auhm uhm mm oohh yuuuhhh he good fella : )
also sexy
"ooohh baby, i need a lot of alcohol because i am of age citzen man"
and thats like "what the heck you are actually five years old"
and then the guy jake will be like "oh yeahg well i hate you AND your guts smile."
but then you think about it, and your like, "damn, i kinda want this guy to make out with me very passionately due to this very strong tongue that resides within his mouth."
and thats like "what the heck you are actually five years old"
and then the guy jake will be like "oh yeahg well i hate you AND your guts smile."
but then you think about it, and your like, "damn, i kinda want this guy to make out with me very passionately due to this very strong tongue that resides within his mouth."
by bill keefer May 9, 2022
Get the jakemug. Jake Osprey is an ERW Signed talent, Jake Osprey made his ERW Debut in early April of 2021 where he took on Kevin Arts for the Orbital Championship. Although the match was a squash from Kevin To Jake Osprey the highlight for many was the highly mocked entrance of Jake Osprey which took multiple minutes of him just standing on the ramp. Jake has rarely been seen after that moment only logically conclusion is out of humiliation due to all the memes and jokes towards Jake about his entrance.
by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt May 21, 2021
Get the Jake Ospreymug. 
Get the Jakemug. person a: “i just got diagnosed with cancer.”
person b: “i just watched jake paul #SUCHAJAKEPAULERXDXDXD”
person c: is there a difference?
person b: “i just watched jake paul #SUCHAJAKEPAULERXDXDXD”
person c: is there a difference?
by addictwithacat November 8, 2018
Get the jake paulmug. hes a fucking prick who cant get a girl cuz hes too busy hating on fans and saying they are pussys and hoes
by cobi smith June 3, 2018
Get the Jake paulmug. by ImNotANonce August 29, 2020
Get the Jake Paulmug. A term used for a middle-aged, tech-savvy male who enjoys playing first person shooters via headset with young boys. He often does this while eating large amounts of ice cream and scissor-tainting.
You want to hang out tonight? Maybe go sailing?
No, Im gonna hang out with my cats and pull a Jake Demary!
No, Im gonna hang out with my cats and pull a Jake Demary!
by Wolfpack member #3 November 24, 2011
Get the Jake Demarymug.