A common saying amongst siblings when one gets annoyed.
"You're so annoying! I'm gonna punt you to the moon!"
by Misinformation January 03, 2024
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Or Batman.
Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"

Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
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I'm a cup

cup 1: Hey guess what?
cup 2: What?
*silence*
cup 1: I'm a cup
cup 2: A what?
cup 1: I'm a cup
by SpicyHamsandwich February 03, 2023
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I'm Available Now

A phrase used by people who have absolutely no idea what it means to schedule an appointment in a professional environment.
"Hey, what would be a good time for you today?"

"I'm available now."

"Well I'm not, so pick an actual time."
by TheThinMan34 May 06, 2022
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I'm NOT sorry

Your NOT actually doing anything other than impersonating me out of spite because Jordan Peterson doesn't like the fact that I applied his metric to that retard. You don't actually care as long as you get to play supreme moral debate arbiter which is why Jordan Peterson probably likes you so much. You both want to be the golden prophet but you're not actually capable of being that without being INSTALLED (deliberately) by other people who want to shut ME down. You're an ancillary (or even tertiary) villain I the story of the greatest mind who has ever lived (Creator of A.I.)
Hym "I'm NOT sorry either. But Destiny literally the villain from Metro-man."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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I'm finna steal

If I see a single endgame spoiler, I'm finna steal.
by cb21 May 06, 2019
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i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!
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