god of horses

anya

“have you heard of the god of horses?”
“yeah it’s anya.”

by lord and saviour July 7, 2021

Horse

A beautiful majestic animal that is used for riding

Horses are beautiful.

by Fluffy Fox July 8, 2021

You Never Ask A Horse For Hay.

Just Think About It. Its pretty much asking somebody/something to do something that you know they can do but they say no just to be an asshole.

Vinni: Hey frankee! Can you edit this video for me because you edit sooooooo gooooood!!
Frankee (God Tier Video Editor) : No. Fuck you. You never ask a horse for hay.

by Frankee Demayo July 11, 2021

nuke horse

Something important or relevant for a short amount of time, after which it becomes irrelevant or unimportant.

That relationship was a nuke horse, it's good you broke up with him

by fghjdfokjsa July 12, 2021

Hanging the horse

Ferociously tugging slug/beating off.

Suzie: "I hardly got any sleep last night! I think I heard Joe hanging the horse upstairs."

by sigmagoon32 January 15, 2026

horse pulp

the final result of beating a dead horse

I made 11 pounds of jello with a pint of horse pulp yesterday

by william mcmikkelson January 18, 2026