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Your dad sad, he got no life or wife

Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.
Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"
by Notgeyperson February 27, 2019
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I got the receipt

Used when a bitch catches you cheating
Dumb bitch:*catches you on FaceTime with another girl*
Dumb bitch:WHO TF IS THAT BITCH
Me:STFU IM WATCHING PORN WITH YOUR DUMB ASS
Dumb bitch: TF YOU MEAN YOU WATCHING PORN THAT BITCH WAS TALKING TO YOU
Me: ITS PORNHUB PREMIUM WITH YOUR DUMB ASS IT TALKS BACK TO YOU I GOT THE RECEIPT RIGHT HERE BITCH
by Babyoppie April 3, 2019
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Got Smoked

Defeated in a sprinting competition in a track and field event from 100 m through 400 m
Man...I got smoked. That other dude was really fast and won the race.
by Monty 82 April 30, 2024
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The one that got away

the one that got away means goodbye mike. El where are you? Eleven? El?
"Oh god the one that got away is crazy"

"Goodbye mike.....

EL WHERE ARE YOU??? ELEVEN??? EL???
by TiktokboomEw October 18, 2019
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got me bit

You think I’m gonna clean your dishes? You got me bit!
by Juju412 February 3, 2020
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Got

Got is another word for hot or lilly
Dang, that chick named lilly is really got. Duuudee she is the definition of got, go get her number!
by Evelyn_is_confused November 21, 2020
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Grizzly's got a booty like --- POW! POW! POW!

How Daffy Duck responded to the bear's sway-mooning him after crossing over to the other side of the hunting-boundary --- i.e., he was offended by the bear's cheekiness, and so he fired some shots in the bear's direction at the next chance he got.
Shortly after Daffy Duck performed the whole, "Grizzly's got a booty like --- POW! POW! POW!" routine, he did indeed manage to score a glancing hit on the bear's butt and blow off a patch of fur, so the bear vengefully stuffed Daffy's beak full of shotgun-shells and catapulted him through the air so that he slammed head-first into a tree, setting off the shells one by one and causing massive jets of flame to blast out of Daffy's mouth for some time afterwards.
by QuacksO October 22, 2018
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