dipshitification

The action of one creating a non-desired reality for one's self and affiliates.

You just ran over my little sister's cat. Nice dipshitification.

by Jake Taylor March 19, 2004

toilet dippers

When a guy's balls are so saggy that they touch water while sitting on the toilet.

That guy's balls hung so low, they must be toilet dippers.

by JNRO January 20, 2008

Madden Diploma

A degree of learning acquired by American males that gives them a false sense that have the required knowledge to quarterback pick-up football games.

To earn a Madden Diploma one must lead an undefeated team to the super bowl in Madden 10, and, most importantly; believe that because they won 19 meaningless games on Madden, they now have superior knowledge of the X’s and O’s of football, and are best suited to run offence and defense in a 7 on 7 back yard game.

“Why the hell does Jeremy call the play action fly every third play?”
“Trust the system. He has his Madden Diploma.”

by mikelicht February 1, 2010

Dipen

A very nice guy who helps everyone around. Other people are jelous of him for being too Friendly .

Omg look he's dipen

by Dc24 December 14, 2017

DIPYO

Did I Piss You Off. and a awesome facebook and google+ group.

Oh DIPYO.... Too bad!

by It aint gonna lick itself!! January 2, 2012

Diploma

"You are still a fuck up, but now you can work" paper.

Rory: "I thought a diploma was like a drama force field" Robert: "Nope, Shit is Dumb"

Rory: "That sounds about right, It should be called your still a fuck up but now you can work paper"

Robert: " Sounds spot on we should write the inventor of the word"

Rory: "I'm calling the dictionary people"

by donotuseyourrealnamehere123456 November 21, 2009

hippy dippy

A derogatory name for hippies used predominantly by squares in the late 1960s and early 1970s.

Look at those stupid hippy dippy peacenik freaks with their girly long hair and flowery bell bottoms laughing at me and my pressed brown slacks, white shirt, polka dot bow tie and crew cut as I walk around campus distributing Nixon campaign pamphlets. Just wait until I inherit my daddy's insurance business and they come begging me for a job, we'll see who's laughing then.

by The Shroud. December 8, 2011