Country Dicking

Floating a shot of whiskey in a cider or beer.

"It's been a rough week. Who's down for a round of country dicking?"

"May I please order a country dicked Bud Light?"

by mtmtnmma February 25, 2025

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country blessing

When someone sneezes on your exposed butt hole

I bent over and spread my cheeks, the homie gave me a country blessing.

by the t3 February 28, 2025

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CLUNTERBANG (noun/verb)
/ˈkluhn-tər-bang/

Definition:
A loud, chaotic, and questionably consensual-sounding crash that comes from behind a closed door, usually involving at least one person falling, furniture moving, and some kind of hookup, accident, or high-speed booty-related miscalculation. Can be sexy, scary, or both.

"There it was—the unmistakable sound of a clunterbang. A chair tipped, a moan echoed, and someone yelled 'MY KNEE!' We just turned up the music."

by Sanfranloko May 15, 2025

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Cunter

Someone who hunts cunts while he grunts

dont be such a fucking cunter

by younggong May 16, 2025

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Country Gravy Boat

Synonym/Noun, wordplay.

A tasteful and more respectful way to refer to any promiscuous individual who enjoys consuming, and/or being covered, or filled, with male ejaculate.

Especially one, whom, an individual would be pleased to be monogamous with.

"that's not just any old back ally cum dumpster, that's a country gravy boat you can bring home to mom."

by Triton_Philosophy June 16, 2025

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Country Poser

A country poser is a person who thinks they're country for living 2 minutes outside of city limits.

My cousin: yee-haw i'm a country dude
Me: no the fuck you are not, just cuz u own a shitty 9mm from amazon and live just outside of city limits doesn't make u country. fuckin country poser..

by Adrmpa12 July 13, 2025

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