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cooleemee cooler

Keeping your beer cold by leaving it in the box
I left my Yeti at home so I had to use my Cooleemee cooler.
by Wormish May 13, 2021
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Crawlspace Cooter

Images stored in ones brain to be used later to pleasure oneself
Boy look at her in that swimsuit... Crawlspace Cooter
Or for people in Alabama: "Did you see that ewe at the livestock auction, talk about some Crawlspace Cooter."
by Ughhhhhhhjhj September 10, 2021
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Lilly coope

Lilly coope is gay
by Anonymous12748482 October 29, 2021
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Karnataka coomers

Karnatak Coomers is a real threat he grooms teenagers under the ruse of shitposting. Hhe pretends to be a girl to garner attention and trust from the lonely teenagers of samaj.

But In reality Hhe is 23 year old MBA student. I know because He DMed in my alt account and asked for my pictures. Never share your pictures with him. He uses them as blackmail to make you his "little pogchamp".

He shitposts about borderline problematic topics to normalize them. I remember when a kid only 15 years old reached out saying that, KC has ruined his life. He deleted discord to get away from him but he talks to me on insta and tells me how he has severe anxiety about it still.

STAY AWAY FROM KARNATAK COOMERS!
Karnataka Coomers : I like young boys
by samaaj khan December 22, 2021
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Gootch Coomer

"Man TC has a real Gootch Coomer but Dan has a Hola Hoop"
by 6liykulyyuilyluik December 31, 2021
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state coomer

A citizen who would do anything, say or believe anything, IF the State told them to.

Alludes to them probably masturbating to having a larger than life entity (the State) controlling the lives of everyone, this being their not-so-secret fantasy.

They are usually Enablers, Sociopaths and convinced to be smarter than everyone around them.

(a. 1)
Slight departure from the original use of coomer, as with the State progressive attacks on personal freedoms and masculinity, every man is virtually reduced to being a coomer, while everything good is being taxed or shamed out of existance by social engeneering.

Thus, coomer lost part of its original intent, as in " to identify an obsessive-compulsive and damaging behaviour" , now being the only legal way for a man to exist in peace, along with SIMPing to the female sex and the State itself.
Pers A: " Oh yeah Stalin ... rob me of my grains, take my children and silence my opinions ... * moans * ... oppress me harder daddy!!! ... "

Phone Notification: " Citizen, ... you really are a state coomer! You have been awarded 20+ Bonus Social Credit Points ;D.

You can now interact with up to 5 people in a 2 Km. area from your housing unit.

Praise to our Leader!

Praise our great Democracy!"
by Zarod January 8, 2022
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Dry Cooker

Best frying pan in the world. No need to use oil with it.
I made some scrambled eggs in my Dry Cooker
by joviravi January 17, 2022
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