Passing the Chocolate Torch

The act of defecating into the anus of your partner after vigorous anal sex.

Dude, I totally Passed the Chocolate torch to my girlfriend last night!

Can I be excused? I don't feel so well after my girlfriend passed me the chocolate torch last night.

Passing the Chocolate Torch makes me feel like more of man!

by ironmonkey85224 April 25, 2011

Hamburg Hot Chocolate

Hamburg is (apparently) famous for its hot chocolate. However, after a recent visit, it became apparent that this is in fact a euphemism for fucking someone over. Below is the basic recipe, though there are numerous regional variants from within the greater Hamburg area:-

Take one large quantity of shit. Preferably the cumulative output of 15 shits, taken at regular intervals over the course of 3 days. Blend and add urine as necessary (in order to thin the consistency). Simmer over a low heat for at least 30 mins. Season to taste. Serve topped with a generous helping of creamy semen. Then force your guests to pay 340 euros for it, despite them not having asked for it in the first place.

Did you give those cunts a Hamburg Hot Chocolate?

by The cat from... October 1, 2010

Chocolate Wizz Way

When a mans dick gose up someones arse it is classed as going up the chocolate wizz way.

"Can i do you up the chocolate wizz way?"

by Laura Hopkins January 12, 2008

chocolate fondue fountain

The sexual act of giving your partner anal sex and them forcing Diarrhea down the sides of your dick while your dick is inserted. It looks like a chocolate fondue fountain.

Last night I was giving it to my girlfriend up the arse and she went the chocolate fondue fountain. It was revolting.

by ltcdm02 June 8, 2013

Fist of the Chocolate Starfish

After engaging in fisting a woman (inserting one's fist into the anus), the fister removes their hand and proceeds to punch the fistee in the face, knocking them out.

Guess what I did last night? Fist of the Chocolate Starfish homey! She was out cold! Hell of a mess doe.

by Kelton Banks May 12, 2014

chocolate sand dollar

The act of taking a shit, not wiping, then standing up. The clenching of the ass cheeks while standing up will squeeze the dookie residue and create a chocolate sand dollar out of the chocolate star fish!

I have a chocolate sand dollar in my ass, I guess I should have wiped!

by Eric "CL" December 19, 2017

Chocolate Fruit Snacks

Shit comes in all shapes and sizes, and when one takes a shit and the shit comes out in little pieces, those are called Chocolate Fruit Snacks.

"Holy Fuck, I was constipated and all that came out was some Chocolate Fruit Snacks."

by Oisz September 16, 2017