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chocolate urinal rainbows

what people see when they smoke chocolate kush
im so high i see chocolate urinal rainbows
by keishycunt July 1, 2009
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chocolate fondue fountain

The sexual act of giving your partner anal sex and them forcing Diarrhea down the sides of your dick while your dick is inserted. It looks like a chocolate fondue fountain.
Last night I was giving it to my girlfriend up the arse and she went the chocolate fondue fountain. It was revolting.
by ltcdm02 June 8, 2013
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Passing the Chocolate Torch

The act of defecating into the anus of your partner after vigorous anal sex.
Dude, I totally Passed the Chocolate torch to my girlfriend last night!

Can I be excused? I don't feel so well after my girlfriend passed me the chocolate torch last night.

Passing the Chocolate Torch makes me feel like more of man!
by ironmonkey85224 April 25, 2011
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Fist of the Chocolate Starfish

After engaging in fisting a woman (inserting one's fist into the anus), the fister removes their hand and proceeds to punch the fistee in the face, knocking them out.
Guess what I did last night? Fist of the Chocolate Starfish homey! She was out cold! Hell of a mess doe.
by Kelton Banks May 12, 2014
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Hamburg Hot Chocolate

Hamburg is (apparently) famous for its hot chocolate. However, after a recent visit, it became apparent that this is in fact a euphemism for fucking someone over. Below is the basic recipe, though there are numerous regional variants from within the greater Hamburg area:-

Take one large quantity of shit. Preferably the cumulative output of 15 shits, taken at regular intervals over the course of 3 days. Blend and add urine as necessary (in order to thin the consistency). Simmer over a low heat for at least 30 mins. Season to taste. Serve topped with a generous helping of creamy semen. Then force your guests to pay 340 euros for it, despite them not having asked for it in the first place.
Did you give those cunts a Hamburg Hot Chocolate?
by The cat from... October 1, 2010
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Dark Chocolate Dungeon

Another name for your butt hole. It is where poop exits your body.
Man, I just took a huge shit out of my dark chocolate dungeon.
by Durabledandy February 24, 2011
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Chocolate Wizz Way

When a mans dick gose up someones arse it is classed as going up the chocolate wizz way.
"Can i do you up the chocolate wizz way?"
by Laura Hopkins January 12, 2008
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