Beer-o-matic

The act of receiving a beer from your wife or barmaid/bartender immediately when entering your home or a bar.

If your wife is beer-o-matic, she will have a cold one in your hand before she even utters a word.

If a barmaid/bartender is beer-o-matic, she/he will have a frosty beer sitting at your favorite stool before you can hang up your jacket.

All of which usually means you are a drunk and spend too much time drinking beer...oh well, such is life.

by TodiRow February 21, 2011

beer pressure

1. A beer bong device that uses a pressurized top to force up to 2 beers down your throat in less than 3 seconds.

1. how many beers do we have to drink? Ok I think its time to bust out the beer pressure.

by ying and wing May 16, 2011

Beerboob

One who saturates his ventral region with alcoholic beverages.

Man 1: I do say Jimmy, you've got a beerboob coming on there!

Man 2: That's because I'm a woman.

by DavidPedlar May 21, 2011

Beer planking

The act of planking on your empty beer cans(bottles)

If you drink six beers you try planking on your empty six cans(bottles)
Person 1- Lets see if i can plank on all these empty beer cans left over from the party
Person 2- But thats not legal Beer planking

by ExtremeBeerPlanker July 12, 2011

beer fridge

A second refridgerator, usually kept in the basement or garage of a house

There's another six pack in the beer fridge downstairs.

by nick_g December 11, 2011

Beer Beggar

Someone who thinks that just because you brought beer to a social outing that is an opportunity to come over and drink beer for free. Usually not from your geographic area. They will usually introduce themselves and then immediately ask for a complimentary beverage. After this they quickly excuse themselves and rejoin their own friends. They repeat this process over and over again approaching a different friend of yours each time, until your beer supply is exhausted.

Hey man what's up? My name Jc and I'm from South Congress, got a beer I can have? I'm not a beer beggar, I will get you back as soon as I get a car and some money!

by meanbird August 24, 2011

beer thumb

Effect on one’s ability to text caused by the consumption of too much beer

"Thanks to Chucky's beer thumb, we had no clue the cops were conducting a sobriety checkpoint at the golf course entrance."

by bearded steamer October 13, 2011