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Freddy Beer

That "friend" who constantly chats shit about everyone in the vc who cant come up with a funny or original jokes so just constantly repeat a joke that was slightly funny 6 months ago. nobody likes him, nobody wants him around, but for some reason he still shows up and pisses everyone off. If their is a girl he will have a bigger transformation than Michael Jacksons skin colour from the biggest dickhead to the biggest simp. in reality hes such a pathetic human being you'd almost feel bad for the lanky neek he is, until of course he calls you a gaylord.
friend 1: Hello Freddy Beer
Freddy Beer: Hey whassup GAYLORD HAHAHA Get OWNED LMAO XD gn
Everyone: who the fuck likes Freddy Beer
When underage girls hang out in liquor store parking lots until they find a desperate looking guy of age to buy them beer while the girls wait outside.
Let’s go to Surf Liquor and pimp beers for the party tonight.
pimp beer by HillyDupes July 16, 2020
the only beer that people under 21 can have at a party
Me and the boys got drunk on root beer last night
Root Beer by iTookAHarSHIT September 4, 2020

German beer 

Tastes like shit. Get czech beer instead
Dude 1:Wanna try german beer?
Dude 2: ew. No fucking way
German beer by Czech lady October 18, 2020

Root-beer Float

When someone performs anal on another, ejaculates into the cavity and then proceeds to eat the booty like it’s groceries.
Guuurl, last night he came in my ass and then he sucked it out... say it tasted like a root-beer float.
Root-beer Float by Wiccapedia October 23, 2020

service beer 

A beer you can take anywhere, church airplanes, grocery stores ect..
Security: Sir you can't drink in here. Customer: "yes, I can. This is a service beer"
service beer by Sickgnar November 15, 2020