A human garbage disposal that will eagerly eat any and all of the cheap, degrading snacks that a school administration places in the breakroom as a show of appreciation for its teachers. Thomas' Pre-sliced bagels? Gone. Grahm crackers with betty Crocker whip? Gone. Store brand tortilla chips? Decimated by 3rd period.
Teacher A- "Hey someone ate all the donuts in the breakroom already, what the fuck?"
Teacher B- "Drats! The Haitian Pig strikes again"
Teacher B- "Drats! The Haitian Pig strikes again"
by throwawayname December 17, 2022

by spouer November 22, 2017

Don't hangout with that pig bitch John anymore, he's so negative and wants everyone to fail so that his life doesn't suck so much. What a bitch.
by ufo_technician November 20, 2021

Being on a date with a woman ,and secretly removing all your clothes but the shirt, when she is out of the room.
by livinlegend May 17, 2020

by ThrustyStiffHog July 5, 2025

Pig C-O is a very very close friend with Chocolate the pig and Holeman. Pig C-O is from a different universe though. Pig C-O is very smart and one day many years ago he was messing around with portals until he opened a massive one. This portal sucked him in before he could even react and before he knew it he was somewhere different. Pig C-O originally from Minecraft was now in the Angry Birds universe. Two people found him. Chocolate and Holeman. These two pigs helped Pig C-O and with his smarts and ideas many years later they'd be the strongest army in the Angry Birds universe.
Person A: hey dude, look at this. *passes contraption over*
Person B: dude it says on the bottom that this was made by Oink Industries! That means Pig C-O made this!
Person B: dude it says on the bottom that this was made by Oink Industries! That means Pig C-O made this!
by Vennones May 14, 2021

by Shanetrain101 July 5, 2017
