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July 5

Andrew: "Hey babe you know what day it is?"
Andrew's GF: "July 5?"
Andrew: "National 'show your boyfriend your titties' day"
Andrew's GF: *flashes him*
by Peanut brittler 412 July 5, 2023
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5 finger pitch

When a guy name "Jets" makes Niles think there's actually something called a 5 finger pitch
"Hey Niles do you know what a 5 finger pitch is?" "No Jets I don't?" "Oh that sucks" "I'll go search it on Urban Dictionary" "Ok" "Fuck you, There is no 5 finger pitch" "YOU ACTUALLY SEARCHED IT THOUGH!"
by NYNiles25 January 5, 2014
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5 star chick

Five star chick, a woman who knows what she wants, she is a thick, big titties, big ass, who can take a long 8/9 inch fat dick, very well, and gives the best head, and suck a guys balls dry when she suck dick. She can be a slut, and loves to fuck, mainly new dick, but loves steady dick as well. and guys know as a slut, she will be the best slut you will ever get. There for she will have a huge dick count. because the guys know how good she is, and will admire her titties and ass, guys will see her as fun, and sexy. Therefore all she has todo is flirt. She is over all the best woman, because she is also loving and loyal.
by Bigdickwillie696969 December 12, 2022
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Shaggy Rogers Hp:5

Norville "Shaggy Shoppa" Rogers Hp:5

A man that is no ordinary Rogers. He requires you to send him an image so he can rate it. His main line is "Send me an image." But, with the power of his HP levels, he turns it into stars. It goes from 0 to 5. He is a very powerful being, but he doesn't actually have 5 HP. He has any amount he desires to have. He also has a family tree. Raggy Shogers Two = father, Retro Shaggy = cousin.

5 = Love! 4 = Okay. 3 = Neutral. 2 = Nope. 1 = Delete. 0 = Uncomfortable. (Sometimes a block.)

If you get 5 plus any amount of HP, you are greatly appreciated and may be expected to send more great images.

If you have -5, -4, -3, -2, -1, -0, you get a block + report + ratio from his family.
"Yo! Have you got a rating from Shaggy Rogers Hp:5?"

"Yeah man! Like, I got 5 stars, + 5 HP!"
by Shaggy Shoppa September 19, 2022
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Shawnee high 5

When you take a shit in a little toilet and when you go to flush the terd swirls around it the bowl and slaps you on the underside of your cock and balls.
On the Shawnee location in WY Brandon shit in the shack and got a Shawnee high 5 from the kid sized toilet.
by Stix81 December 1, 2020
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January 5

“I want a boyfriend” “okay it’s January 5th so I can be your boyfriend today.”
by Beyonce.vs.karen January 5, 2022
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Line 5!!!

LINE 5!!!!!!!!!
by Make it MACHO April 5, 2022
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