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Universal ally

Everyone's best friend.
While it was true that Jesse couldn't find a better friend than Nadia, it was also true that neither could Jesse's worst enemy. If Nadia was also an ally of Jesse's worst enemy, then Nadia was playing both of their sides plus everybody else's she collaborated with, not that she couldn't collaborate with who she liked to collaborate with. Usually though, a friend of your enemy is not your friend, even if a universal ally is what they seem to be.
by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021
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Universe

EVERYTHING

This is where everything ever to ever exist lived or lives and where all the galaxies are which is who knows how many at this point also IT NEVER STOPS FUCKING GROWING.
Universe
by SneekinSnoc May 31, 2020
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university sorting

This is the process where universities are arranged in groups depending on the courses they have to offer, school fee amount and other differentiating factors.
His father used the University sorting to find the perfect school for him
by Chinwe uzoma February 17, 2023
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Salisbury University

Save yourself if you are an intellectual! Leave this place! Lame people.
Salisbury University, Get out of there if you want to live!
by thetruthislouderthanfakenews1 December 6, 2018
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Evangel University

A school where nobody gives a shit about your mental health, where breathing is expensive, steeze is reduced and garri is always the way. They always find a way to strip you of your money and don't care if you die the next second.
Boy: Mum, what's the greatest punishment a man can ever suffer
Mom: Evangel University.
by Thickdickdaddy. June 16, 2024
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University of the Highlands and Islands

Defined - A series of collages pretending to be a University in the North of Scotland. UHI as its also known as a last resort on a UCAS application form and possibly one of the least prestigious universities on the planet. The university is best known for being the dullest university in Britain and inept media studies courses where all the students fail.

The student association is almost non existent and the majority of students there are too dumb to get in anywhere else.
"I go to uni"

"awh that's cool where do you study"

"the University of the Highlands and Islands"

"what went wrong"
by Scottish Society May 14, 2018
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University of Youtube

A phrase used to express when something was learned through the internet, or more specifically Youtube in the absence of being taught by someone's school or university.
Often used to express frustration at one's educational facility.
"How did you manage to pull of that project last semester? They didn't teach us how to do anything."
"University of Youtube, I'll send you the tutorial I used."
by AlGetcha August 14, 2022
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