Chris Riot

A punk rock dude that is originally from Northwest Florida. He's a decent musician, but will tell you some of the worst jokes ever. He enjoys to listen to Lady Gaga far too much. Sometimes you can catch him playing drums in the band The Chodes, and a few other groups. He's quite talented in a kitchen, but drinks lethal amounts of tequila if he is in possession of any. It's astonishing he still walks this Earth in good health.

Stop talking about ABBA so much. You sound like Chris Riot.

by riotkiley January 22, 2024

Chris-Ballcancer

a person who denies having ball cancer yet wont show me their balls

yo bro you hear Alana has chris-ballcancer

by Jwill1109999999999 January 23, 2024

Chris

Addicted to Snapchat and instagram

You pulling a Chris get off instagram

by Boobychill February 5, 2024

chris and umme

awwwwww! A couple made in heaven!

Person 1: chris and umme just look so cute together!

Person 2: totes!

by big dickie thomas April 7, 2023

chris zarra

Japanese loving anime guy who loves New York Jets football and is a great guy and friend! ニューヨーク・ジェッツのフットボールを愛し、素晴らしい男であり友人である日本人を愛するアニメの男!

Chris zarra thinks the one piece is real

by Miggyboy5167627 April 8, 2023

Smells like chris

Smells like chris means you probably smell like shit

Ah dude it smells like Chris in here

by Papa_D April 11, 2023

Chris

Chris is a Chad. He's probably your boss at work. handsome guy too.

chris is amazing, he just taught me how to become rich

by 1plate April 17, 2023