Chris

loyal nigga with a big dick

“Chris is a loyal man”

by ayecuhonsy November 20, 2023

Chris crippin

A Chris crippin is most likely a fat saxophone player that gets called a cripple by everyone he talks to, but is often very loved by those among him.

A Chris crippin is a baddie and gets tons of "ladies", and
a Chris crippin would also like saying "Hey ladies" to the most masculine guys there are.

Chris crippin also enjoys calling others "Gibletheads".

"Chris crippin very fine he be lookin"

"Hey ladies"

by Mr Crippin November 21, 2023

chris

chris is a 450 pound man who gets no bitches

no butches for you chris

by oleskiiboiEEEEE November 21, 2023

Chris

A Chris shoots niggas for money

chris be beefin with anybody😂😂

by Glizzy🇺🇸🦅 November 21, 2023

Chris

fat

*at thanksgiving dinner*
“Settle down on the potatoes, or else you’ll look like chris”

by biggyjoyboy November 22, 2023

Chris Kringle

When you call a girl a "Ho," then stick it in her 'chimney.'

Call me "Saint Dick", cause you're about to get the Chris Kringle!

by Lucarion November 23, 2023

Chris

The worst possible fucking human….especially with the last name Wallace

Him: That dude is an asshole! Who is that?

Him: Oh that’s Chris Wallace

by MoMoneyMoProblemsMoHoes November 25, 2023