Chris

Chris is a man who has the biggest penis you will ever see, he is such a great person to be around.

girl: Chris has such a big dick

girl2: chris is so nice

by bigblakballs July 2, 2021

ilias + taylor hater + chris + andrea

the best ship ever!

ilias + taylor hater + chris + andrea (also known as ililor hatisrea) is the best ship ever fr

by minteqii ya June 1, 2022

Chris

Makes the most unessecary posts on instagram and laughs at his own jokes when nobody understands it. Loves to talk about racecars or just cars overall.

Chris: guys guys look this new car design is so cool
Everyone else: dude we don't care

by （´∀`）ｂ October 27, 2019

chris

The dude who won’t stop yelling get out my seat

Me:hey Chris can I sit with you

Chris: get out my seat
Me: really chris

by You know I’m right June 17, 2018

doing a Chris Witcher

To lose your keys and then eventually find them in an obvious place

"John, we need to go, where are your keys?"

"I'm not sure, think I'm doing a Chris Witcher"

by PlantBasedRenegade February 25, 2024

Chris Brown

Chris Brown, in full Christopher Maurice Brown, (born May 5, 1989, Tappahannock, Virginia, U.S.), American rhythm-and-blues (R&B) singer, songwriter, and actor whose melodic voice and skilled dancing propelled him to fame, though his success was sometimes overshadowed by his tumultuous personal life.

Brown has sold over 140 million records worldwide, making him one of the world's best-selling music artists. Throughout his career, Brown has won several awards, including a Grammy Award, 15 BET Awards, four Billboard Music Awards, and six Soul Train Music Awards.

Hey, look! It's Chris Brown. I love his song Kiss Kiss featuring T-Pain.

by BiographyData April 22, 2021

Chris

A name given to people who can't talk to women on their own, they are know to be very short and introverted.

Chris : What should I say to Cristina she said "Good morning".
Sebastian : Think nigga think.

by Notfesse January 3, 2024