Another term for having the explosive shits really bad. Just imagine if your carrying a paper bag full of stuff and the bottom gets wet and tears open and everything falls out. Synonym for explosive diarrhea. Acronym: WPB
Oh man I have a wet paper bag really bad, if you don't get me to the bathroom pronto, your car is going to get it.
by Sima June 20, 2005
When a male ejaculates in a females vagina and she sprays the semen out of her vagina on to another females face. You have to have to females and one male do accomplish this act.
Nick and these Chinese twins did the Kentucky wet face and the twins thought that is how you are sopposed to fuck in America.
by Everythingzen March 14, 2015
Completely pointless
Mike: "Jimmy is so useless, it's like throwing a wet rag at a waterfall!"
Bob: "DUDE!! I know! Total ragging."
Bob: "DUDE!! I know! Total ragging."
by jasminedanielle April 16, 2014
Wet your steel: verb; a semi-conscious reaction to the sight of extremely high calorie cake or desert whereby the individual places the utensil to be used to devour the delectable treat upside down in their mouth to lubricate the steel prior to taking the first bite. Typically done by overweight individuals who have a primal reaction to attacking high calorie sweets, without the thought of shame or consequences.
Tammy, we all saw you wet your steel when the waiter set that enormous slice of double fudge cake with buttercream frosting on the table. You do realize that's for 6 people, not just you, right?
by Maddie96 December 10, 2016
A Bon Jovi album released on August 19th, 1986. This is their most popular album. Gave birth to the iconic Livin' on a Prayer.
Me: "Did you know the US album cover is different from it's international album cover. Yes Slippery When Wet has a weird international album cover."
by Bonzi83 December 18, 2022
The name given by an audience member to mother during the filmed performance of Starkid's The Trail To Oregon
'An Excerpt from gone to oregon'
Slippery When Wet and I'm a mother of 2 could've been a banker guess a farmer will do, why did you get to chose?
Slippery When Wet and I'm a mother of 2 could've been a banker guess a farmer will do, why did you get to chose?
by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH January 30, 2023
A projection on or of another individual in one's social circle (or not), who upon invitation of
adjoined travel, adventure, or Fun....Rejects All Three!....
Also during what may be an indulgence of said travel, adventure, & or fun will Damper such
proceedings...
This Begs the obvious yet Necessary understanding of this phrases' vernacular....
The uncomfortable holding of a Bag of Excrement and maybe having to'take' it somewhere...
Knowing at some point the bottom of the Bag will collapse is an acute, relatable metaphor for
some of are social relations & situations, and the MESS that follows is something we confront
or run away from....
adjoined travel, adventure, or Fun....Rejects All Three!....
Also during what may be an indulgence of said travel, adventure, & or fun will Damper such
proceedings...
This Begs the obvious yet Necessary understanding of this phrases' vernacular....
The uncomfortable holding of a Bag of Excrement and maybe having to'take' it somewhere...
Knowing at some point the bottom of the Bag will collapse is an acute, relatable metaphor for
some of are social relations & situations, and the MESS that follows is something we confront
or run away from....
Oh Hell!...Jethro...If you're gonna stand there with your MAGA hat & pitchfork & Not storm the Capitol!,
you're just a Wet Bag of Shit...
Bro, I told you to just stand there while I went into the 7/11 for two more brown baggers...Now we're both
in the back of this police car you 'Wet Bag of Shit!.....
Hello, Maggie Dear...I have some good news sweetie...I scored those 'Hamilton' tickets for the matinee'
on Friday...WHAT!?...Again...You Wet Bag of Shit!
you're just a Wet Bag of Shit...
Bro, I told you to just stand there while I went into the 7/11 for two more brown baggers...Now we're both
in the back of this police car you 'Wet Bag of Shit!.....
Hello, Maggie Dear...I have some good news sweetie...I scored those 'Hamilton' tickets for the matinee'
on Friday...WHAT!?...Again...You Wet Bag of Shit!
by Andy / Jack February 08, 2021